An Oakland wealth management company that charges $2,000 for its services had some surprising financial advice this week: Stop buying Boichik Bagels. “If you are buying Boichik Bagels, you deserve to be poor,” reads the subject line of a newsletter sent out by Lula Financial on Thursday, referring to the wildly popular Berkeley bagel shop that was recently lauded by The New York Times as being better than New York’s bagels. “The sons of bit*hes...