All “Young People on the Property Ladder” Actually Just One Landlord
In a shocking exposé, it has been revealed that all media stories about young people buying houses were faked. A fraudulent Dunedin landlord was hired by the New Zealand Property Investors’ Federation to impersonate young Kiwis buying their first home by putting on a range of disguises.
The ruse was revealed after a turquoise-coloured van, labelled “The Mystery Machine,” crashed into a home where ODT reporters were preparing to interview Dunedin’s “youngest first-home buyers”. The walls collapsed and revealed landlord Michael Moneybags in fishnet stockings and hot pink boots, putting on a latex mask seemingly modelled on ex-OUSA President Jack Manning.