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Adidas makes a lot of really good shoes. It also makes some of the worst ones we’ve ever seen, like the skinned dachshund
Star Wars collaboration from last fall. While we thought those hairy obscenities wouldn’t be outdone for at least another calendar year, Adidas has already gone and made them look downright sensible thanks to its latest design: A pair of extremely long, extremely dopey-looking clown shoes.
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Created in collaboration with rapper Tommy Cash, the we-guess-you-can-still-kind-of-call-them Superstars are described by Hypebeast as Adidas’ “longest model yet.” This is easy to believe when you see pictures that more closely resemble a pair of lace-covered baguettes than anything you should actually put on your feet.