Posted on Sun Dec 2nd, 2001 at
11:00:21 AM PST
As an enlightened, modern parent,
I try to be as involved as possible in the lives of my six children.
I encourage them to join team sports. I attend their teen parties
with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises. I
keep a fatherly
eye on the CDs they listen to and the shows they watch, the company
they keep and the books they read. You could say I'm a model parent.
My children have never failed to make me proud,
and I can say without the slightest embellishment