It was probably sometime in 2002 when I received a "Shrek" VHS tape in the mail from a relative, with a Post-It Note recommending my parents pop the tape in the VCR for me. I remember watching it with my family and laughing. But I probably soon returned to playing something on the Gamecube. Remember VHS? Remember Gamecube? Congrats, you're retro now.
We're all dealing with how old we feel, and you come into Shrek's house, on his
birthday, and call him unfunny? Someone's got to stick up for Shrek, or simply point out all the ways that "Shrek" has lingered on the web, and in my brain, for two decades.