A few years back we flagged the article in Gender, Place and Culture on 'Human Reactions to Rape Culture and Queer Performativity in Urban Dog Parks in Portland, Oregon,' wondering if it was a hoax. And it indeed was a hoax—part of the very successful Pluckrose/ Beghossian/Lindsay project to plant absurd articles in postmodern academic journals. I thought we might have a sequel involving on our hands in the current