If there’s one I thing I can say about 2020, it’s that the year has been…
squirrelly.
bites.
Royally.
It seems fitting, then, that in Queens, a community’s recently endured a series of vicious squirrel attacks.
As relayed by WABC, over the last month, at least five instances of the raging rodents ravaging residents have been reported.
Most of the havoc wreaked by the fidgety fiends has happened on 65th Drive near Fitchett Street, in the neighborhood of Rego Park.
In one case, a stark raving mad mammal maimed Micheline Frederick.
On December 21st, she was minding her own business when a bushy-tailed beast