youre a disgrace, thats all you are, a disgrace, tell me, why did you go to the director, why, well, you dont like the insert, of course, or maybe Something Else there are no conditions for you to work, no, yes, the Foreign Committee burst in, why, well, to the Accounting Department, why did you go to the Accounting Department, what did you lose there, youre a fool, thats all, youre silent, now youre walking around, comrade myshkin, what do you think, not is it time to celebrate the work of our Accounting Department in our wall newspaper . Very good, you see, here we are. We submit the Financial Report ahead of time, you see, i wrote a note about this in the wall newspaper, well, i want to consult with you, in general, i will come to you about this, all the best, goodbye, and where is the report, my, report, report, brute, brute, report, report, come on, report, report, karau, so, so, that means this is your idea, ki anton, yes, well, as you like, just a minute, shedr nikolaevich, again, it seems, something what happened. What an elephant, what an elephant, ran away, went crazy, worse, ate the quarterly countdown, wow, my god, like that all the time one thing, then another, no, dont think, fyodor nikolaevich, this is not every day with us and in general its nonsense, pretty nonsense, think, fyodor nikolaevich, what a countdown, penny to penny, work, a whole month of work, all the Accounting Departments, and you are also good, ferafevich, the elephant keeper showed up with a quarterly countdown, which he brought to the elephant for signature, or what . Send to the clinic, do a gastric lavage, there is an xray, xray, oh my god, oh my god, well, so, nukolaevich. Into the conveyor belt, what goes where, where . I say, lets include it in the pipeline, well, this is central asiacaucasus, orekhova zuyevo in altai, yes, well, yes, how, ill say frankly, nikita antonovich, you embarrassed me, why . Yes, it really hurts, a sharp turn in life, think about it, its a worthwhile task, goodbye, thats right, mother says, go away, leave the circus, lena, well, why do you need a circus, well, well. Today tikr broke out, and tomorrow an elephant will step on your foot, for sure, you know, it was only like that in the old days, but if the father and mother perform a circus, then the child has only one way to go to the arena, well, now why think about it, alena, wherever you want, oh, but frankly, you should go alena comes to us for water transport, there are so many good girls swimming, well, again, im next to you, of course, it doesnt matter to you. Why are you silent, yo, how easy it is for you to talk, petya, leave the circus, leave the circus, thats why i have to leave, well, tell me why, but kazimir, the one in patent leather boots, votforts, mocks you well, enough in these, well , these tigers will eat you with these, well , well, sing, let them eat me, but i still. Will achieve my goal, but if the goal in front of a person is clear, he will still have his way if i achieve it, if i dont achieve it, then let them eat me, the tigers, so, you know, theyll tear me right into pieces, you know, stop these jokes, i understand, my heart is already torn, what year, well im silent, im silent, but im removing balls from the trees, trying to recover from the circus adventures, to think that only a tiger could eat such a girl, and why are you walking . Yes, like, have a seat, no, thank you, i dont feel like it. You resolutely refuse during the session, resolutely, then excuse me, ill have to get up, you could have guessed earlier, not i guessed it, admit it, but you were a great coward there in our corridor, the coconut leaf was trembling, and i wasnt even a bit, well , lets put you there too in the Directors Office , a little dripdripdripdrip, im nothing like that, yes, yes , yes, by the way, how did you end up in the circus, right . Miraculously, you know, they invited you to work in this very circus of yours, in the circus, yes, but what can you do . Im a motorcycle racer, what do you say, a circus motorcycle racer, but no, its your director who thinks that i can work in a circus, but you, you, well, here i sit, i think, do you think your name is circus . They offer you a number, and you think, why not think, you know, whats your name . Lena, you, fyodor nikolaevich, how can you not think . You know what, were going to the circus, now i ll show it to you, thank you, ive already seen enough, why havent you seen a real circus, lets go, why, there are only two bus stops, where to wait, wait, like lena, what , and i have a motorcycle here in the bushes, maybe well go on a motorcycle, very good, lets go, okay, where is the bus, please . I beg. Slowly tank faster, just think, a tiger could eat such a girl, that tigor said could eat such a girl. But you could have a good number. An assistant in a dress with sequins, thats how she is, well, yes, an assistant, an assistant, uhhuh, they work well, very well, happy. Prodzitse, please, here is our stable, hello, swallow hello, i ve been saying hello to you for a long time, hello, hello, hello, hello, oh, youre smart, bravo, bravo, yes, interesting, well, also you, because this circus, yes, yes, nikolai nikolaevich, a slap with a vase in the air can be made using highfrequency current, in general, you come in, we ll talk, yeah, citizen, whats wrong, you cant smoke here, but i dont smoke, oh, seriously. hello, where did i bring apples from, but everything is fine, come to me, oh, lenochka, hello, hello, hello, bathies, dont be late, vladivich, sign, please, ah. my girl, now instantly, sign , please, please, but i dont have a ticket to the holiday home, thats it, you can take everything, yes, please, in whats the matter, kostya, on the way out, and this is your old friend, that same scoundrel, oh, quietly, quietly, what are you talking about, he understands everything, well, yes, of course, well, forgive me, please, forgive me, forgive me, you like it us, right . Oh, quietly, yes, why do you scare me all the time, yes, you cant, you know, its interesting, very interesting, and what kind of people we have, well, just like one family, im ready to do everything here. Walk with a rake, clean the cages, and wash the horses, they offer you a room, please agree, and i will be your assistant, maybe in a dress with glitter, oh, you didnt understand me at all, the circus is not a hobby for me, its very serious for the rest of my life, thats good, agree, well, lets go and have a look, shall we go . Lets go, hello, hello, how do you know her, and this is my flatmate, i ll show you now, you know, mommy, meet me, mommy, well, i already know ana, circus performer fyodor yaromalaev. Snakes, elephants, scientists, chickens, no, just think, people have service as a service, let s take for example, the cracking of the heads of fish, so everything is in place, there is an accountant sitting in accounting, cod in this very tin can, you dont smoke, you have a heart and all that stuff, anyway, god forbid, my friend, work in a circus. A terrible place, believe me, yes, by the way, feropont ilyevich, your director offers me to work in this terrible place, what are you saying, that a motorcycle is under the circus dome, but you, i dont know what to think about here, my friend, you know what a circus is, its strength, beauty, learned chickens or, say, a rooster mathematician knows the multiplication table, elephants play drums, dance this one, like her polka there, well, a butterfly , a noble, smartest, smartest animal, in general, congratulations, and what kind of people, the team, the strange feroponevich, the circus is work, its still a lot of work, skill, thats exactly skill, ermalaev, artist circus, it sounds like there are marks on the neck, not screws, a cord and such a thin leather tourniquet, it doesnt look like this was an accidental murder, i dont understand that there could be this crazy person in his head, so, colonel shillov, we owe everything, you know, even in front of us to hell with horns, someday all this will end, grigory ivanovich, or maybe lets do it together . According to the laws of wartime, new episodes, from may 1 on the first, they call me, greetings, tomin from ugrodovsk, the first perception of the audience is still major tomin and theres no escape, if he feels indifference and unprofessionalism, then this of course infuriates him. He has a great sense of responsibility, masculine charm and masculine selfconfidence, the man lifts dumbbells every morning, its a great pleasure, ill tell you, this correctional room is amazing, he works out, he keeps in shape, he is very efficient, yes he gets tired, but he cant live without it, i believe in omens, probably all actors believe, but. In the black eye, so we have to spit, pahtfutfu, for leonid konevskys eightyfifth birthday 2 may on the first, hello, hello, petya, where have you been, petya, you dont come in, you dont call, shame on you, they were repairing, repairing. Come on, give a hat, look, dont disappear, please, petya, okay, well, wait for me, i ll be right there, petro, thats great, theres something i dont understand, tell me in detail, sit down, be careful, be careful, well, what are you, oh you, stop it, why didnt you jump through the hoop yesterday, you lazy person, what a fool you are, you lazy person, no more, stop it, so, so, youve been saying it since childhood, its yours, well . It happens, it happens, well, father and mother, you say, agree, yes, but how is she, lena, what . Well, it is known that it torments, but keep in mind, fyodor nikolaevich, i will achieve my goal, i have love, you cant reach the bottom, thats how. Why are you, fyodor nikolaevich, you were cheerful, suddenly, what . And i, by the way, of that, fyodor nikolaevich, im jealous, well, im jealous, please, of you too, as you wish, until goodbye, comrade ermalay, goodbye, yes, by the way, youre going away for a long time. What was told to you, how many times have i told you, dont go near the tigers, you unfortunate upstart, what are you looking at, you idiot, and kazimirov, kazimir ivanovich, also shouted at me, and you too, lena, are good, why hang around the animals, hell bite you hand, its all starting, well, go tell your mom, and ill report, well, report it, lena, well, you fool, so today, so what . Lena, and fyodor nikolaevich, he, well, what, you like him, fyodor nikolaevich, of course, at least he didnt persuade me to leave the circus, so i ll work as an assistant in his room, well go again, please, ill do what today . We go for kerosene, in general we get the job done, let alone a rush, quietly, thats what you have , man, go to hell, you cannibal the stern is beating, the seagull is circling, foam, what are you doing to me, lena, lena, i wrote hello to you, and its clear, i waited for answers to greetings in vain. Where is my love, is it my heart . Will invest, apparently the post office will not help in this matter, for what crime did you fall out of favor, you i didnt show it once in a dream, it wasnt mercy that stood up for such a crime, you didnt have reason to guide me. The waves of the volga are quickly rolling between us, its a very long wait to meet you, by the way, ill come to your house after the flight, dont play love with me and dont laugh. Vasilyevich, please, like you, no, fyodor see, well, well, try, thank you, vasily nikolaevich, no, fyodor nikolaevich, thats not it, lena, ill never succeed, that is, it wont work out, then i wont this same horse is not amenable to training, we have the number doesnt work with you, and for some reason we have to deal with compliments, like why, so you prepare a track, and well rehearse, okay, but a compliment is whats needed, you see how much easier it is to work with two chinks, but im used to danish , so thats all i really need, lena, heres from mokin, oh, unsubscribes, thank you, heres another letter, postcard and telegram, please, in all pockets. Stamps, envelopes, return addresses, i walk like a mailbox, yes, petenka writes, he doesnt forget, hes bored, you want to say, hes bored, it surprises you, no, not at all, if i were you, i published all this mail as a separate book, in the manner of a lyrical novel in letters, but what about telephone conversations, after all, he calls me from everyone. Tell me, well, well, of course, lena, i love you very much children, why arent you married then . But why . There was a war after all, but now, as they say, no one gets married, its strange. So beckoning to unknown distances, an old sweet word, guides and worries me, far beyond the distance , immeasurable, cheerful meetings at dawn, confession , yes, ill probably repeat a thousand times, ill repeat a thousand ill repeat it once. im moving on, for now, i forgot, i believe, ill go out to the meeting, so that it doesnt happen in ours. to you, i will answer with my life, i will answer you with all my heart, i will flash, the semophore of the train station, i catch the image of a distant one, today the girl said , for the first time i said, i love, for the first time i said i love, comrades, this is a candle rehearsal, are you going to sing in the room on a motorcycle, right . Well, okay, then lets go to the show, rehearse, remember, the debut is coming. Sergeevich, allow me to go ashore . Who slept on duty today . Shame on you, what shape are you in . Deck . Im used to understanding that the guys would look after him, do you think the prince has been found . Is it also called a sailor . Hey, romeo, dont lose the watermelons, youre better than them little pet. I wonder how much he gets for going out, oh, youre interested in everything. A record stunt is being performed, a motorcycle jump under the circus dome. Bridge. Attention to scarti, yarmalaev, ready, ready, well, there. Yes, thank you, fedor nikolaevich. For what . For all this . So what are you, lenochka . Yes, yes, thank you, why do i need it . Yes, you know, i am very happy about everything, both that i met you and that the tiger broke out of the cage, that you are with me now, that we. Were going, what about petya, maybe he wont let me go with you, alena, petya, hello, petechka, hello, oh, how heavy, pyotr nikolaevich, hold it, come on, come on, congratulations, when you arrived, just now, and as they say, from the ship to the ball, yes, what are you, oh, how beautiful you are in this, well, the stove, goodbye , see you again, ill go to push, paw up, you understand, len, watermelons, then, then, well, take your watermelons, im a rapist or something, thats a lousy tick, a predator, dearer to her than a good man, again ahead of schedule, they brought it to the elephant for a signature, yes, i understand, its funny to you, but i was deprived of the prize, well, this is a disgrace, and who gave the orders, i dont know, so to speak, the signature was illegible, but they claim that you, i am slander, this is intrigue, no, i thought so, that it is intrigue, well, i dont recommend carrying through the elephant enclosure, you know how i go through the elephant enclosure now, just eh . Please dont criticize me, my Central Nervous system has already been shaken, then, the main thing is who dared, some ermalayev, some year or so week at the circus, some jumpoff, some cyclist, some cyclist, some jumpoff, in a word, if you dont order this slander, this round of goodness for the carpet and tripping up the ringmaster to be removed, i wont go into the ring tonight ill tear the cage down, what . Here in sochi, in badum, in sukhumi, out of here, out, remove him, immediately, yes, good for you, keep in mind that not only, not only today, but in general, you are unlikely to go out to the arena, well see , yes. Hello, this is news on the first studio Maria Vasilyeva and at the beginning of the issue, briefly about the main topics. The burning spots of the special operation, in the donetsk direction the enemy lost its ammunition depot, its strongholds were captured to the south , and manpower was eliminated in novdeevsk