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Circumstances should this be done. We walked along the beach in teriberka, rode through the khibiny mountains , and finally decided to continue our journey along the kola peninsula, it is impossible to see it all in such a period of time, but there is so much to see, right in front of the barents sea, more generally speaking, we go out into the arctic ocean, and is there something scary there . Look, its like were on another planet, here, probably, any food seems to be two or three times tastier , maria osadnik, evgeniy pokrovsky were with you, and lets go with the project, or velep. Velep. But thats not all, not all, not all, we lined up, struck from the flank, i led this dragoon through the crack, but my horse stumbled, we began to sink, the situation was desperate, it was necessary to choose one of two, or something escape . Well, what did you choose . Guess i decided to save myself, well, no rope, no pole, nothing, here i am. Head, your head is at your fingertips, gentlemen, i grabbed my hair with my hand and pulled as hard as i could, and my hand, thank god, was strong, and my head, thank god, thinking, in a word, i pulled and stretched out from the swamps, together with the horse, you claim that a person can lift himself by his hair, without fail. A thinking person is simply obliged to do this from time to time, which is impossible, but where is the evidence . I m alive, like this, you say, hunting, i say, okay, say, think, year back in these very parts, imagine, i meet a deer, throw down the gun, it turns out there are no cartridges, there is nothing but a cherry, i load the gun with a cherry pit. I shoot, i hit him in the forehead, he runs away, and this spring, in these very parts , imagine, i meet my handsome deer, on whose head grows a luxurious, cherry tree, like a cherry tree, tree, tree, on the head of a deer, say cherry instead garden, if i would say garden, and since a tree has grown, why should i lie, i always only say the truth, the truth . We all know how to pull ; by force, in your own house you wont pull like that, in someone elses house, please, whatever comes to hand, a new hook, or lets say, change the ring. You cant get this from them, it s stupid to write inscriptions on the walls, we are the masters, we can do this, well, now you can call normally, oh, well, heres Something Else business, mr. Pasteur, i ask you, uhhuh, mr. Baron, youve been here for a long time. He s been working in his office since the morning, hes locked up asking, toms says mr. Pastor hasnt arrived yet, i say, not yet, he says well, thank god , is waiting for you, listen, your master . Is this the same munchausen . The same munchausen, what are these his hunting trophies . Trophies, mister baron somehow went hunting in tears , and the bear rushed at him, and since mister baron was without a gun, why was he without a gun, im telling you, he went hunting, and well, well, well, when the bear rushed at him, mr. Baron grabbed him by the front labia and held him until he died, but from what . He died of hunger, the bear, as you know, feeds by sucking its paw, and since mr. Baron deprived him of this opportunity, it is clear that you believe in all this, of course, mr. Pastor, but you saw it yourself, what a skinny bear he is, like the one you saw, dont mind getting out of the way a little, eh . In some sense . Warm up your soul, and a little food, dont mind, i dont mind, you have a fogu sanata or maybe something stronger, something for me, to your taste. Franmarta, i heard more than once what time it was, the clock struck three. Baron two, so its only five, then ill start roasting the duck, yes a couple, youve been waiting for me, dear, im sorry , i was delayed by newton, who is this, an englishman, a man, ill certainly introduce you to him, but 6, its time for dinner, no get confused, karl, its five now, you only shot twice, right . And im hungry, okay, lets add an hour, its an ace, damn it, it turned out, the wine is flowing to fortunately, dont be upset about the dress. We have guests karl, excuse us, for gods sake, mr. Pastor, we didnt notice you, uhhuh, glad to be in my house, mr. Pastor, i m glad to see you too, mr. Baron, i came at your request, oh, how nice from your side, how did we get from gonvero, thank you, at first there was fog, then clouds rolled in, yes, yes, then i dispersed it all. But lets not get distracted, i would like to introduce you to my wife, this is marta, very nice barones, unfortunately, she is not a barones, she is just mine wife, we are not married, that is why i asked you to come to me, you would not agree to perform this holy rite on us , right now, no, no, of course, after dinner, then i will go, hurry thomas, and you take care of our guest , yes, of course you wouldnt want to look at my library. Ive already noticed, baron, you have rare books, yes, many with autographs, how nice it is, for example, sophocles, who, sophocles, and this is the best tragedy, with a dedicatory inscription, to whom, well, to me, of course, heres my dear karl from sophocles who loves him, on good memory, you read ancient greek, dinner is ready. I hope you didnt get bored here, pastor . No, i showed mr. Pastor the papyrus, the one that sofok gave you, yes, the same one. Lord, where did i end up, you ended up in a wonderful house, its fun here, dont be upset, someday ill take you with me to ancient athens, you wont regret it, and now before dinner, for tone, a little, for me, our guest, some greens , ham, fish, and where is. Thomas, its not cooked yet, mr. Baron, as before, no one can do anything entrust, you have to do everything yourself, thomas, look, they are flying, they are flying, mr. Baron, now they will fly over my house , we will hit through the chimney, get ready, for the anniversary of the great actress, girl, you are dancing, you are coming to me, of course, you are surprised, hello, you want to act in films , i want, but what, for life to be full and joyful, why did they take you to play in films, and not some actress, she and jeans reaction are the same and temperament too, beware , film maker, this is pasha, pasha, pasha, why collect things, get out. 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Pastor, he says that i am married, married, married , the fact is that baron really had a wife, but she left, she ran away from me 2 years ago, to tell the truth, baron, if i were her, i would have done the same , thats why im not marrying you, martha, so, unfortunately, baron, i cant help you in any way, why, because with a living wife you cant marry again, you say alive, alive, yeah, are you suggesting killing her . Lord, god bless you, baron. He told us that there was some way out. Charles has already petitioned the duke for divorce, but the duke will not sign until he receives the consent of the church. The church opposes divorce, but you allow kings to divorce . Well, kings in special cases, as an exception, when it is needed, say, for procreation, for continuation of the family, they need something completely different. So, allow boron to take my leave. You see two good people are suffering from these stupid conventions, the church should bless love, legal, all love is legal, if it is love, it is only in your opinion, let me disagree with you, what do you recommend . There is nothing to advise here, live as you lived , only according to civil and church laws, your wife will still be read as the wife who is no longer your wife, hello, you are a minister of the Church Offering to live in a lie. This is already the fourth karl, dont care, lets call the fifth, sixth, tenth, twentieth, the twentieth will come just at my funeral, carlo. Lets talk about Something Else, is it worth it . Ruin such a wonderful evening, really. Now its evening, of course, look at the moon, the stars, im coming to you, my dear, well, im coming, maybe you shouldnt have started. This is sophocles and this time you were too clever for a day, i wanted to cheer him up, they told me, hes a smart man, you never know what they talk about a man, but i cant change because of every idiot. Not at all, carl, for a while, pretend, become like everyone else, become like everyone else, carlos, i beg you, like everyone else, what are you saying, like everyone else, like everyone else, like everyone else, like everyone else, dont fly on cannonballs , dont hunt mammoths, dont correspond with shakespeare, why tease the geese, dinner is on the table. No, darling, im tired, okay, darling, sleep, i ll make the night, night for you mister baron, are you yelling at night, but is it really night, night, and a long time ago, in the evening, look at the clock, wow, what else did i want to say, kutka is ready, let her go, let her fly, yeah, yeah, i saw . Well, lets continue, well, well, whats wrong, youre not hurt, well, okay, pull yourself together, lets continue . No, thats it, thats it, im not in shape today, im dying, mom, you cant just sit and wait, because in the end ends with this girl, im tired of your hysterics, pull yourself together, what can i do, what can i do, the burgomaster will be back now. He was in the dukes office, what the officials can decide, mom, we must act ourselves, mr. Ramkov , well, oh, this is already something, clever, henry, so, mr. , in our family, you do a lot for us, do one more step, everything in my power, call father andul , never, why, well, firstly, he will kill me, and secondly, the first is enough, calm down, feo, i cant calm down, mom, all my misfortune is for him, im already 19 years old, and im just a carnet and have no prospects , i wasnt even allowed to go to maneuvers, maneuvers, they werent allowed to go to maneuvers, the colonel said that he generally refuses to accept reports from baron munchausen, what is this . Are you going to hang this daub in your house again . How does she bother you . She makes me angry chop her into pieces dont you dare he claims that this is the work of rembrandt, who . Rembrandt, is this . This is bullshit, a lie. Of course, its a lie, but auctioneers are offering it for not 20. 20 . So sell, sell, that means admit that its true. Duel, only. Mr. Burgami, good afternoon, good afternoon, gentlemen oof, baroness, how does this amazon costume suit you . Ramkop, you are charming as always, how are you cornet, i see that its good, judging by the abundance of compliments , you returned with bad news, everything is not so bad, although the judge believes that, unfortunately, there are not yet sufficient grounds for the confiscation of the barons place and transfer him under the guardianship of the heir, there is no reason, the man destroyed the family, kicked out his wife and child, what child, im an officer, kicked out his wife with an officer . As far as i know, they left on their own, yes, well, who can live with such a person, right, martha can, this is a mistress, lets clarify, having a mistress is healthy, now everyone has mistresses, but you cant assume that they got married, its moral , here we come to the saddest, the fact is that the duke granted borons request for divorce, right. It cant be, unfortunately, but its a fact, no , its not a fact, its not a fact, no, its not a fact, its much more than a fact, thats how it was. The fact is that our beloved duke in lately i have been in some kind of confrontation with our beloved duchess, and that the terrible boy is all like his father, yes , they say, she caught him with some ladyinwaiting, it was terrible, it happened, and that being in some kind of nervous overexcitement, the duke suddenly grabbed and signed several petitions for divorce with the words to free everyone, so we finished the duel, mr. Ramkov, you are an old friend of our family, you do a lot, do another one, be my second, never, why, first of all he will kill the second, murderer, immediately to the duke, now, mr. Burgamists, i ask you to accompany me. A duel, just a duel, murderers, this is impossible, this is unthinkable, this is unacceptable, under no circumstances, his highness is busy with the most important state affairs, he holds emergency meetings, he is not there at all, your highness, maybe its all about our left wing, its unreliable, the center worries me too, maybe in this case its still worth raising the top from above and lowering the bottom from below . Lets do this, two rows of darts on the left, two on the right, the whole solution is in the waist, like do you think where we will do the waist . At chest level, brilliant, brilliant, like everything true is at chest level, 66, i will not allow the waistline to be lowered onto the hips, 155, after all, the center of europe, i will not allow any spaniards there to dictate terms to us, do you want a cutoff sleeve, please, the desired skirt with undercuts, i accept it, but i wont let you lower the waist line, your highness, your highness in the barones and the von munchausen cabin, i said, i even said that you are not there, but she is begging, damn it, just not at all give concentrate, okay, sift, girls, attention. Mila nikonorova is our new fashion model, i told her not to get involved with this bohemian, a beautiful woman in a car , there is less suspicion, and what kind of spy games are you playing, i killed you so that they wouldnt remember you. 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Yes, i signed, which means he can get married in march, why marry, yes, he can marry, yes , but he cannot marry, a madman cannot marry, it is lawless and inhumane, i hope your highness, you will cancel your decision, why . Because baron milhausen is crazy. How . Baranesa, we understand your anger; in order to declare a person crazy, strong arguments are needed. Okay, i will now introduce you to one document. And it will become clear to you whether it was compiled by a person of sound mind or not. Ill ask my lawyer to read it to us. Schedule. That is, no, that is, i agree, getting up this early is unnatural for people of our circle, but read on heinrich, 7 00 in the morning, clouds disperse, good weather sets in. Im sorry, what . Show . As luck would have it , the sky is clear today, meaning there was indeed fog in the morning. But then he flew away. Do you want to say that this is his merit . I dont mean to say anything, branos, i m just pointing out that today is a magnificent day, well, we have no reason to say that he dispersed the clouds, but he says that he did not disperse the clouds, it meant to contradict what you see, you are laughing at me, continue further, heinrich, from 80 in the morning to 10, a feat, how to understand this . This means that from 80 to 100 in the morning he has a feat planned. Well, what can you say, mr. Burgomaster, about a man who every day goes to a feat, like a service . I myself serve, madam, every day by 9 am, i have to go to the magistrate, i wont say that this is a feat, but in general there is something heroic in this, are you kidding me. Above me, calm down, babe, im just trying to be objective, to hell with your objective ones, hush, hush, hush, hush, gentlemen, we have reached a very interesting point, 16 00, war with england, with whom, with england, lord, why did england not please him, where is she, where am i asking you, who, england, one second, your highness, here . Where are we . Here we are, is this nearby . Outrageous war is not poker, you cant declare it whenever you want . Is war a war . I order you to immediately find and detain baron munchausen, in case of using force, the commander of me, i obey, war, parmi order, general mobilization, where is the commander, recall all those transferred to the reserve, cancel admission, build a guard. In the central square, uniform , summer, formal, blue mudir with gold trim, sewnin arm, laskan, wide, waist, 10 cm lower than in peacetime, lower, that is, higher, and the chest, that chest, is left in place , no, lets take it with us, where is my military uniform, please, your highness, please, what do i need in this, in a singlebreasted one, dont you know that no one fights in a singlebreasted one anymore, disgraceful. War is on the doorstep, and we are not ready, no, we are not ready for war, take no prisoners, gentlemen officers. Lets check the clocks, what time it is 15 00, 15 and a quarter, or rather, plus 222. Stay put, can i help with anything, todays evening newspaper, okay, baron, karl, friedrich, and ronim von minhausen, you have been ordered to arrest , in case of resistance, it is ordered to use force, to whom, what to whom, to whom to use force in case of resistance, you or me, i dont understand, so, you can send a messenger to ask again, this is impossible, thats right, we will both do it order, logical. And thats good , just a minute, it means its done Something Like this, then aside, gentlemen, you all go away, and of course, and the dance, the tavern, after all. How long can you wait, is it really impossible to arrest one single person, the horse is tired, everything is in order, your highness, baron minhausen will be arrested any minute, he asked. To ensure that they do not disperse, no, well, this is already impudence, your highness, everything is always wrong with him, your highness, he probably started composing something again, but why, so he started composing there, probably something about hunting, yes, yes, this is such a story, but you know, your highness, he once went into the forest without a gun. In what sense, without a gun, but in the sense at a bear, not at a bear, at a mammoth, but he shot from a gun, from a gun, yes, with a pit from a cherry, a cherry, he shot firstly not at cherries, currants, when they flew over him home, bears, well, not a mammoth, but why then did all this grow on a deer . Your highness, allow me to go from the very beginning, under no circumstances, stop now, after in 20 minutes the war with england will begin, that england, we are used to it, just that england, england, stop chatting, in 20 minutes, in 20 minutes, what is this . Arrested . Why with an orchestra . Your highness, first celebrations were planned, then arrests, then they decided to combine them. Where is our guard . Where is the guard . Obviously, they are outflanking who . Everyone has mister baron, your highness . Well, how is it at home, everything is fine, everyone is healthy . Yes, everything is fine, thank you. This is true . What . Well, i dont know how to say it, but, in general. Well, they say that it means you announced war to england, no, no, not yet, the war will start in 4 hours, if england does not receive an ultima, ultima . I sent them an utimatum, to whom should they . To the english king, a member of the british parliament, yeah, i suggested that england end the senseless war against the north american colonists and recognize their independence. The ultimatum expires today at 16 00, if my terms are not accepted, i will personally start a war, start a war, start, where is the commander . And so, well, by sending an ultimatum to the king, the baron thereby crossed all boundaries, war this, you know, i remember your highness when enough is enough. Hand over the sword. Your majesty, dont go against your conscience, i know youre a noble man, in your heart youre also against england, yes, in your soul against it, yes, i dont like it, but im sitting and keeping quiet, war is, wait, in a word, you are under arrest , mister baron, hand over your sword, im waiting, hand over, hand over, youve completely dissolved , whoever wants, declares war, whoever doesnt want, doesnt declare, mister baron, mister baron, you asked for the evening newspaper. Im asking you, yeah typhoon in sicily, above, where to go with your family in your free time, above, here, and here is a message from abroad, england recognized the independence of america, right . We made it to 10 4, fortunately, i have the honor. This is unthinkable, he let him go, but what could he do . This is a monstrous coincidence, isnt it clear . No, this is not the duke, this is a rag, sir, what do you want from him . England surrendered. Why does the war continue . Why dont they read your newspapers . I remembered that he actually shot at a deer, but through the house. Bravo, your Wedding Dress suits you very well, it goes to every woman, you especially, its a pity that they wear it only once a year, you will wear it every day, we will get married every day, its a good idea, great, but first you need to get a divorce, didnt you forget that in half an hour the marriage will begin divorce proceedings, it began a long time ago from the time i saw you, if you knew what gift i prepared for you, how many days in a year . 365, dont rush to answer, its hard to speak when so many sympathetic eyes are looking at you, divorce is disgusting not only because separates spouses, but because she freely names the man. And an abandoned woman, no , dont feel sorry for me, gentlemen, dont humiliate me with pity, feel sorry for yourself, my husband, gentlemen, is a dangerous man, 20 years of my life, given to him, 20 years i pacified him, i kept him within the boundaries of the family life and thereby saved life, your life, the life of society from him , but you yourself break our bonds, well, then you only blame yourself, its not scary, its not scary that i m abandoned, its not scary, its scary that hes free. Think about it, gentlemen, about what is it her, barona kroi, and what is she saying . Its clear, hes a scoundrel, he says, hes crazy, unhappy, and what does he want, clearly, what, so that he doesnt give up . Under the surveillance of either the state or the family, i think that the family is more reliable, why , in my opinion, not all nonsense has been said yet, i beg you, i understood one extra word, by the way, i made an amazing discovery, what . Gasp, this will change life in our city, varon, i beg you, i just beg you, not today, answer just one question how many days are there in a year . 3. 65, okay, the rest then, called baron karl friedrich, heronim vonlenhausen, i am here, mr. Judge, mr. Baron, that you can inform the court on the merits of the case, depending on what you consider to be the essence, how to explain what, why a divorce . How is it possible, everything was fine for 20 years, suddenly such a tragedy, excuse me, mr. Judge , the tragedy lasted for 20 years, only now everything should be fine , explain in more detail, i will explain in more detail, dear judges, ladies and gentlemen, there are couples created for love, we were created for divorce, our marriage, oddly enough, it began long before our birth, the munchausen family always dreamed of being related to the von duttan family, so when they had a girl, i, in turn, was born not only a boy, but also a husband. Jacobina has not loved me since childhood, and i need to give her her due, she managed to evoke reciprocal feelings in me, in church, when the priest asked if we wanted to become husband and wife, we were friendly, we answered no, we were immediately married. After the wedding , my wife and i went on a trip, i went to turkey, she went to switzerland, and lived there for 3 years in love and consent. I protest, you insult my protection. The truth cannot be insulted, dear lawyer, in general it seems to me that you are somewhat limited in your understanding of life, mr. Ramkopov, divorce is one of the greatest achievements of mankind. To fall in love long enough to get a divorce, sometimes you have to live together for 20 years. It was a difficult 20 years, but i dont regret it. At one time, socrates, as he told me, get married by all means, you will get a good wife, you will become happy, a bad wife, you will become a philosopher, you dont know what is better, at least i i thank you jacobino for making me what i am, and long live divorce, gentlemen, it eliminates the lies that i hate so much. Great god, make sure that everything is fine, help us, lord, we love each other so much, and dont be angry with karl, lord, he is impudent, he is often ready to argue with you, but you, lord, are older, you are wiser , you must give in, give in, lord, you have already endured so much, but be patient a little more, patience, gentlemen, patience, our meeting is coming to an end, quietly, lets begin the divorce procedure, mr. Baron, madam, please come to me. Familiarize yourself with the letters of divorce, seal these documents with your signatures. Enter a number. Mr. Pastor, i ask you, in the name of the holy spiritual consistory, i declare you free from each other, stop. Our trial has been turned into a shameful farce. Mr. Judge, please forgive baron von minhausens divorce letter once again. I am baron karl von menhouse, you read the date, 1779, may 32 , mr. Baron, you are mistaken, such a date does not exist, it happens, if yesterday was may 31, then today is what, the thirtysecond, this is my day discovery, this is my gift to my hometown, now ill explain everything, gentlemen, gentlemen, ill explain everything to you now, this cant be , this cant be, we carried out a full computer diagnostic, no problems, everything is clean, consumables have been changed, spark plugs have been replaced, oil changed, everything is solved. 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Dont, dont, im an old sick person, i have a weak heart, the doctors forbade me to worry, first of all, youre a smart person, im a stupid, smart person, please, you must understand, no, im stupid, i dont want anything understand how many days in a year, i dont know, 365, not sure, correct, in an ordinary year has 365 days, 6 hours, these 6 hours are summed up, one more day appears , that is, every fourth year becomes a high year, but i thought about the exact year of 365 days it turned out that this is not so, in an ordinary year there are 365 days, 6 hours and another 3 seconds, three, who can be confirmed by any astronomer, it is enough to rise to the stars with a chronometer in your hands to follow the rotation of the earth, i have done this more than once, martha will help confirm, 3 seconds of unaccounted time, 3 seconds, why then the score is shuffled, why . My darling, we have extra seconds at our disposal, but we dont take them into account, over the years these seconds add up to minutes, over a century into hours , my dears, over time the creatures of our city have accumulated an extra day, may 32, thats it, thats it, and you i couldnt find anything better than to say about this in court, well, what does the court have to do with it, it was important for me to tell people about this, i did it, then i hoped that they would believe you . Well, where can we expect facts . Well, were not idiots to give up an extra day of the year, are we . Thomas, thomas, thomas are you happy with us appeared on may 32, actually not very good, mr. Baron, my salary is paid on june 1, you dont understand. You are happy for the new day, depending on what it falls on, if its on sunday, then its a shame, but if its on monday, why do we need two mondays . Get out. And you, martha, well, you understand that im right, forgive me, karl, everything is confused in my head, youre probably right, im. In the calculations, but we wont get married, i understood that, im leaving, dont be angry honey, im tired, i love you. I love you, i love you, well, i know, dear, but for my sake you you cant give up, even in small things, do you remember when we met with shakespeare, he said all lovers swear to fulfill more than they can. They perform , its even possible, but he said this in the heat of the moment, after thinking, shakespeare, then he added, an obstacle in love only strengthens it, we have too many of these obstacles. They are beyond my strength, lord, why didnt you marry jeanne darc . She agreed, didnt she . I knew that i would meet martha. But im an ordinary woman, dont demand more from me than i can, im not fit for may 32nd, listen, dear baron, well, you cant test the patience of women like that, you can at least for her sake, for the sake of your family, admit that today is exactly the day indicated on the calendar. How is this possible . Yes, you can, my dear, well, you can, you are no better than others , but ill tell you frankly, im also not happy with a lot of things, i also dont agree with a lot of things, yes, yes, in particular, im not delighted with our calendar, and i dont first year, but i dont allow myself to have breakdowns. For this you also need to be able to choose the time, i told the truth, to hell with the truth, sometimes you need to lie, you see, to collect, lord, i have to explain such obvious things to baron minhausn, youll go crazy, honestly, you think so too, no, dont say it. And myself, myself, okay, okay. Let it be in your opinion, what should i do . Well, lets just keep quiet, okay . I was already tired of explaining, i naively thought, after all, an extra day of spring, another sunset, another sunrise, noon, finally, no, no, we wont change noon, whether we like it or not, there is a certain order in the world, one day follows another, you cant disrupt the flow of time, this not. Well, this is unacceptable, people will stop distinguishing between holidays and weekdays. The saddest thing, my dear, is that parishioners will not be able to know exactly when it is christmas and when it is easter, there will be confusion about what to wear, a business frock coat or a smart camisole . Mr. Judge, your highness, the baron realized his mistake, he, no, of course, he got excited, got excited, but he repents. So you are ready to admit that today is june 1, at least the tenth, not the tenth, but the first, and dont do us any favors, so what kind of june is it today . First, louder, please, for everyone, first , its so simple, boron, you are a reasonable person, i have always treated you with sympathy, i respected your way of thinking, free shoulder line. Skinny trousers, you could become an example for our youth, they need this so much, if you understand yourself correctly, i am sure that our respected pastor, its not in vain that he stayed here, will exchange you with your chosen one. Isnt it, holy father . Yes, but on one condition, the baron must renounce everything, everything . Yes, yes, from all your bogomerians fantasies, you must admit that all this is a lie, and i insist that this be done in writing, in writing, yes, in writing lie, in writing and renounce, everything must be in the form of an official document. Im such and such, i declare that im an ordinary person, i didnt fly to the moon, there, i didnt pull myself out of the swamp by my hair, i didnt jump on a cannonball, i didnt let go of roast ducks, i didnt grow a cherry tree on a deers head, yes, yes , and so on all counts, but in family life, baron, lets do without fantasies, yes, yes, yes, lets do without fantasies, everything is the same, but without fantasies, okay, ill sign everything. Since no one needs a new day, let it be your way , well, thats nice, and dont be so tragic, my dear, look at all this with your usual humor, with humor, after all, galileo also renounced us , so i always liked more. Giordano bruno. Well, well, dont make it complicated, baro, secretly, you can believe. I cant do it in secret, i can only do it openly, well, my dear, and i am baron menhausen, an ordinary man, it sounds like. The beginning of a romance, i didnt fly to the moon, well okay, i didnt fly, oh, if you only knew, my dears, how beautiful it is, White Mountains and red stones at sunset, okay, i didnt ride on a horse, in that terrible battle with the turks, when half of my stick died, they drove us into this damn swamp, but we survived, we survived, we hit from the flank , but then my horse stumbled and began to sink, then i grabbed myself with my hands, howled, jerked, jerked and rose above the sedge, ill sign, ill sign, why tease the geese, since no one needs an extra day of spring, lets forget about it on such a day its hard to live. 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And let the monument that we erect in his honor, uhhuh, become a symbol , a symbol of vyala, well, let it become not only a symbol, better, let it become, not only a symbol of the Selfless Love of the city for its citizen, better to say, for its great son , better, yeah, let it become a source of courage, courage, a source of lifegiving optimism, uhhuh, which never stops flowing, its better to say flowing, but flowing like a spring, sometimes it flows, and sometimes it flows, in this case its better that it builds, okay, hmm, well, its not just good, its noble, yes, now, if i died, he wouldnt say so about me, so i wonder what they will say about me at my funeral . Well see, well, today is already. The clock struck three, the baron fell two, so its only been an hour that you ve been chatting, already adding 3 2, this had to be added before, but now youd better read. Your highness, of course you remember this story, i remember our baron was killed and you didnt notice how he found himself on a horse cut in half, on the forehead, which then grew a cherry tree, yes, only this was in another story with a deer, with a bear , wait, in this story the baron galloped off on the first half of the horse and discovered this only when he found himself at a watering hole, the horse could not get drunk, it drank, and it poured out of it, it drank, and it poured out of it, the second, the second, the second, the other half, what did you do . She came nearby, who we will erect a monument to half, we thought the first, it will be a very funny monument to your kind of symbol, i would even say so, a joke, a metaphor, when the phrase is heard, let it flow in the soul of every true german, water will flow from the horse. I ask you, gentlemen, i ask you, i ask you to look at the proposed model, its true that water is pouring here on a scale of 1 00, its funny, overall i like it gentlemen, very good, expressive, good, its a pity that theres only one half, but what if youre not afraid and liquidate . Or bring it closer to connect, now, its even funnier, much more, water will immediately flow, where will we pour the water from, from what place, from munchausen, gentlemen. We wont pour water, theres no need, hes dear to us simply like munchausen, like karl, friedrich and jerome, and whether his horse drinks or doesnt drink, it doesnt bother us, its not in the desert, gentlemen, as you know, our uninvited baron munchausen, left a mark on the heart of every resident. He did not ignore overes attention at our post, and our beloved little bertha shared her memories of the deceased with us. We wish her success, i was a simpleton, a simpleton, i sent sheep lambs, the baron was walking, a green edge, and that varon called me a girlfriend, i dreamed of a bridegroom with him, i was in the forest, the harrow was pecking at me, he made a noise with me, not do you want to fly to the moon, you will believe it, it was like in a dream, poron and i danced, they danced for us, they danced on the guna, time stood still, again im herding lambs, when i hear all this i remember, lord, lord, how we were unfair to him, how cruel, dear, who could have known that everything will turn out this way, we were sincere in our delusions, time opened our eyes, such is the fate of all great people. Contemporaries do not understand them, contemporaries, perhaps, but we are relatives, im scared to remember , i dreamed of a duel with my father, i wanted to kill him, we all killed him, murderers, stop it fayon, i m tired of your hysterics, you cant punish yourself forever. After all, if now, 3 years after his death, all of germany reverently pronounces the name of boron minhausen. This is primarily the merit of his family. We have published the complete work barona. Tomorrow a monument will be unveiled in the city. Well, what else . Oh, if only he were alive, if only it were possible to turn back time. No, well, why, my dear, this is just not necessary, time, let it go as it goes, no , stop, well, pull yourself together, feo, well, well , pull yourself together, my boy, okay, my dear , my beloved, my good one, what is it with you and me, i dont know, i pulled myself by the hair again, well, this is stupid, its very painful, what have you tried . For what oga, i apologize, what, mr. Baron asked to warn, they are flying, they are flying, mr. Baron, they are flying, mother, they are flying, pull yourself together, son, they are flying, mother, are you tired of them, no, no, well, let him try again, feo, no, mother , drop, hop, hop. Well, who gives up like that, mom, one more time, today i feel inspired, mr. Pastor. Well shoot through the chimney, command thomas, pay attention, you should have put the duck there in advance, and then pulled it securely. Im sure my dad did exactly that, dont give me any light data, the tubules are a dollar apiece, but the carnations are for what, the base of a taler, how is this the base of a taler, they are lethargic, lethargic, our baron, while he was alive, was also valued cheaply, but withered he became dear to everyone, lethargic, but choke on, go, go, ugh what can i serve, asters, cyglomens, carnations, no, better than violets, violets, violets, forest flower , i have rogeria plants, rozharei, here i offer, sturtia for three taverns apiece, no, my late master loved violets, rough taste, that your master did not know how to appreciate beauty, who are you to talk about my master, mr. Barons call me that, and muller, gardener muller, i understand, i understand, mr. Miller, mr. 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Is silent, a smart boy will go far, how do you get out of it, and how do i live, grow rosaries, beautiful, but profitable . Taller apiece, and if you take into account the number of weddings, anniversaries of premieres, my funeral alone gave me more money than my entire previous life. Oh , mister baron, you are here for the night, here, what will frau martha say, and i already said, im sorry, dear, but im sick of all this. And what is the body written with e, left such wealth, has a house, four carriages, left such a life on foot on the street, and you . And i havent gone crazy yet, sorry for bothering you. Mr muller. What did you call me, mr. Muller, excuse me, mr. Baron, spin around, willie, dear, how did you get here, through the door, naturally, my god, what prose, i it seems to you, i explained that in this house there are certain traditions, a moment through the window, well, well, well, well, youre rushing to me, dont worry, yours, this is recklessness, they could see you. 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In front of you is the already classic scheme of pulling oneself out of the swamp by the hair, brilliantly done in its time by the unforgettable harrow , the current schalasts and demagogues are still here and there now cowards and retrogrades are saying its impossible, i, as a close person of the deceased, as his contemporary, have repeatedly observed this takeoff with my own eyes. I, as a scientific theorist, affirm that the main thing is to correctly find the point of application of the lever, take the head, take the hand, a small effort, exactly at midnight, there must be an important conversation at my monument, thats all, do you have any questions . No, its inconvenient, he already remembers his face, whos who . Duke, pig, shame royal hunt, weve reached the end, we cant handle one wild boar. I beg sorry, mister burga mister, his highness is dissatisfied with the forest, its dark, damp, and in general, if he tells him to shoot a bear, where ill get him a bear, or maybe we ll borrow from the gypsies, but do what you want so that in half an hour in the forest it would be dry, light and bear, damp, dark, bears, you could go crazy, as if he didnt know that all the bears were gone for a long time, by the way, borol, i ve been wanting to ask you for a long time, i dont remember where you actually got the bear, i think it was in the forest. No, thats impossible, they have we havent been seen for a long time, we need to talk, no, well, its gone, but its gone , were stealing bears from the gypsies, but there was, there was, literally, a homeland for bears, yeah, now that s a problem, you have no time for me now, exactly midnight monument, thats right, karl, karl , i feel very lonely without you, i have no one to talk to, no one to consult, in my opinion, this is a bear, but god bless him, we dont know how to value friends in life. We understand their meaning only when he leaves us, then i will leave, and we are fussing, rushing about, but why is this, what is this for, but i was missing you, i was walking, multiplied. So, gentlemen, i invited you to tell you about the most unpleasant news. Damn, thats a great line to start a play, ill have to suggest it to someone. Karl, if you can, dont get distracted. So, my dears, 3 years ago , by mutual consent, i left this life for another world , a gentlemans agreement was concluded between us that neither i nor you would bother me, i would stipulate this agreement, i would honor it honestly, which is not allowed say about you, well, dear barondanie , then, while you were burying my mortal body, i i tried not to pay attention, but when you began to drink away my soul, wait, wait, i dont understand anything, what are you talking about, about this . The complete collection of the adventures of baron munchausen, so what, i dont understand what i dont like , by the way, its a wonderful publication, these are not my adventures, this is not my life, its smoothed, combed, powdered and castrated, an ordinary editorial edit, dear kobin, you know me, when they cut me, i tolerate, i know, but when they complement me, it becomes unbearable, well, finally understand, my dear, you dont belong to yourself anymore, youre a myth, whats a myth . Legend, popular rumor attributes new feats to you. Popular rumor does not think of such idiocy. Well, do you know . Yes, mr. Ramkopov, i demand that this nonsense book be confiscated. Now about the monument, i dont like it. Take, for example, the picture where i pierce a dozen englishmen with a sword. Dear, but you fought with england, well, you know very well that not a drop of blood was shed in this war. And i affirm that it happened. I have eyewitnesses, i have witnesses. Didnt go to attack with such a brutal face as from. Wife, but you never saw yourself from the outside, and did not shout, english, dont pig, this is disgusting, i love the english, i was friends with shakespeare, you know, i know, in short, i am against this monument, and karl, how is this my dear, we are probably all to blame before you, he will probably really make a number of inaccuracies, but believe me, as an old friend, this happened out of immeasurable love, but now we wont have time to do anything, from immeasurable love of respect, on the right, tomorrow, tomorrow 30. May 2, defense of the right, you you no longer belong to yourself, you are our pride, yes, thats why guests have already arrived , thats why were erecting this monument, why do you want to ruin our holiday, and god bless them with inaccuracies, in a year well erect another one, more reliable, no, no, im asking you , you want to spoil the holiday. What happened, and you broke the chain, i can see in your face that something has happened, but tell me your old friend that martha left me, shes gone crazy, an ungrateful piece of trash, a cook, she thinks its just to be mistress of such a person, scoundrel, we will return her, this is not scary, really, we will persuade her, no, you dont know her well, in order to return her, you will have to return yourself, how do you understand this . I decided to resurrect, you wont, i will, i will, but you died, baron minhausen, you are buried , you have a grave, demolish it, no, no, no, we will not demolish the grave, understand, my dear, in this situation, i ill have to take emergency measures, yeah, that wont stop me, goodbye, gentlemen, im sincerely sorry, but im also sorry, but the burgomaster cannot allow all sorts of impostors to encroach on the holy names, oh, how interesting. And you have changed a lot during this time, mr. Burgomaster, but you didnt do it in vain, so. Here are the facts, an extract from the church book, a certificate of borons death, a receipt for the coffin, it would seem that there is more than enough evidence, but the defendant continues to clean up, taking advantage of his external resemblance to the late baron, insidiously taking over his gait, voice and even fingerprints, the defendant naively hopes to deceive us and make us recognize our dear baron, whom we 3 years ago solemnly carried out. I remember this Funeral Service very well; i performed the Funeral Service for him myself. We are waiting, defendant, do you refuse to answer the courts questions . Great, lets listen to the voices of our loved ones. Baroness jacobina von munchausen is called as a witness. Witness, take a closer look at the defendant. Do you know this person . Yes, who is it . This is the gardener. Hello, gardener. How do you know him . He delivers. To the grave of my late husband, witness, forgive me for such a ridiculous question, but doesnt it look like defendant to the deceased harrow, take a closer look, there may be some similarities, but very insignificant, thank you , cheese, to the right of march, to the right of march, to the right of march, we are in trouble, the baron is resurrected, there will be trouble, bravo, mark, witness, can you do you at least remotely recognize your late parent as the accused, no, never, thats enough, i ask you to spare the young mans vulnerable soul from further questioning, i have a question for my son, protest, this is not your son, this is the son of baron munchausen, yes, yes , certainly, sorry, although this sounds paradoxical, but obviously there is some incomprehensible property of nature in this, the wine turns into vinegar, menhausen theophilus. I hate it, its all a duel, im protesting here, through a handkerchief, stop, witness, you cant shoot with the accused, elector, take your place, i ask the burgomaster, excuse me, i would like to evade this unpleasant duty, no, this is impossible, you were a friend of the deceased, you are necessary, sir, judge, but i am no longer a young man, i have a weak vision, memory is completely unreliable, i could be mistaken, but whether you recognize the defendant as a harrow or not, i dont know, well, look carefully, well, well, come and look, i have poor eyesight, thats the main thing, and you touch, honestly, sometimes it seems to me , what is he and sometimes, what is not, well, no, well, no, well, well , it seems, well, can i trust my own opinion, when . I completely trust the court, as you decide, so it will be, shame, zory, this is our burgomaster, what are you, what are you, mr. Mayor, excuse me, mr. Judge, excuse me, baranes, excuse me, defendant, i service. If they decide that you are minhausen, i will think hard, if they decide that you are a muller, i will put you behind bars, thats all i can do for you, mr. Prosecutor, you have everything, in my opinion, thats enough, defendant, isnt it unfortunately, you dont have any witnesses in your defense, but there are, there are. So i ask you to take a break, im sick, heres the evidence, so the Court Hearing is postponed until tomorrow, break, break, break. Do you want to participate in the process . I want to tell the truth, keep in mind fromart, if he repents, we will achieve mercy, in otherwise, at least 10 years in prison. Calm down, heinrich, if a person wants to tell the truth, he has the right to do so, i would just like to know what truth you mean . There is only one truth. There is no truth at all. Yes, the truth is what is considered to be true at the moment. Is this wellfed merchant, this quiet family man munchausen, that you are afraid of god . I admire you. In 3 years you succeeded. For 20 years, really, really, and now that we have achieved success together, why start all over again, i love him, and what did she give him . Love, a gray dull life, now the dock, tomorrow prison or death, keep in mind front, if the judicial investigation reaches a dead end, we will be forced to carry out an examination, what is it . And this means that he will be thrown into the swamp or forced to ride on a core, on a real fourmart core, yes, on a real core. Lord, do you really need to kill a person in order to understand that he is alive, well, it is said, very much , but we have no choice, and now that you know everything, decide for yourself, and my advice to you is not hurry up to become the dova of menhausen. This place is still occupied, our quarry is the deepest in the world, in general everything in yakutia is big, but for what purpose are you coming from moscow . Transport the stones to site 11 46, ships constantly. 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Karl, you dont know the most important thing, they came up with some kind of terrible examination. Finally, lets get down to the real business. No, carl, they want to kill you, do you understand . Well, well, we will honest to the end, no, dear, its obvious already. This is my fate, at the most difficult moment to retreat, i will testify that you are muller, i will betray you, i will tell them that you are a gardener, i am your wife, we were married in a village church, we. Had a boy, do nt this, martha. Gentlemen, gentlemen, i repeat, a closed trial experiment, proceeding only with special permission, mr. Ramkov, no, no, i cant do anything today, nothing, next time, today i cant do anything, next time, please, mr. Pastor, mr. Pastor, ask them to let me through, ive packed some things for him on the way, after all, the journey is not close, but do you really think that he will reach the moon, of course, its not even visible, when you can see it, so the fool will fly. The baron likes it to be more difficult, its amazing that your highness, i say its amazing how our people harmonize with nature. Oh, i remember this, you write it down, without hysterics, i beg you, jacobina, everything is ready, leave me, mom, you cant give your harrow there, i have the right, by the way, this is with me, this is with me, dont go crazy, were people, thats enough, i havent gone crazy all my life , im tired, what if this gardener flies and we ll be left in the cold again, no, we cant let such a case pass, ill fly with him him, where, leave him, come here, come to me, firstly, the two of you wont fit here, that s out of the question, secondly, there will be no flight at all, i asked, judicial secrecy, okay, purely between by us, everything was rehearsed at once, we put raw gunpowder in the pusha, why raw gunpowder, well, were not murderers, he spends no more than two fathoms and falls to the ground, everything will be proven, he well, there wont be anything here that is unnecessary, what about your being . Everything will go according to plan, after the overture, interrogations, then the last word of the defendant, salvos, general fun, dancing, well, what, in general, do you have in mind . Interesting, yes, yes, lets start the fauta, i ask you exactly according to the text, lord, forgive us all, bless us and try to make sure that in the first place everything works out, but in the second there is no time, mr. Pasteur, there is no time, its time to start, release the fautta, fine. The pink dress looks great on a gray background. The waist is a little high, but overall not bad. Hello, fraum martha, you have submitted a petition. What about pardon . Brought it. Read, i, martha, the wife of the gardener muller, ask you, my abnormal husband, to allow them to set another day. In no case should everything be exactly according to the text. Your highness, i fall at your feet, all year 1783. May thirtysecond. Istodonov, you promise. That Nothing Happened to him, but i explained that raw gunpowder would fall out of the barrel and plops down right there on the ground, amid general laughter, with at most minor bruises. Defendant, flight to the moon, i warn you, you have the right to refuse, no, i agree, well, lets confess, ive been doing this all my life. But no one believed me. Please, ease your soul. It happened naturally, pastor, i had a friend, he betrayed me. I had a loved one, she renounced, im flying away lightly, rudely. How we still love and always do, thats not the main thing, yes, why did you agree to play this comedy, i did it for the sake of our love, i stopped believe her, why dont you hear . I dont understand what theyre talking about, your being the defendant thanks the city authorities, and at the same time he seems to be joking with his beloved, well, especially the lace collar and the front dart suit him very well, and in general he looks like the deceased, remember when we were archimedes, he said, love is a theorem that needs to be proven every day, tell me something for forgiveness, what . What, well, Say Something goodbye, what to say, think, there is always something important for such a moment, i, i, i will wait you. Not that, i, i love you very much, i will be faithful to you, dont, they put in a lot of gunpowder, karl, they want to stop you, karl, thank you, thank you, martha, let them envy who else has such a woman, my god, the daughter of a pharmacist, she is the daughter of pharmacists. Thomas, you brought what i asked for, yes, mr. Raven, here it is, this dry, proven one, yes, it will explode, it will explode, goodbye, gentlemen, now ill fly away. And we are unlikely to see each other, but when i return, next time. You will no longer be there, the fact is that time does not fly in heaven on earth the same, there is a moment of centuries here, everything is relative, however, it takes a long time to explain, god, im so tired of thinking, light the wick, your highness, the situation is critical, your highness, i know him, he wont stop, now everything will fly into the air, your highness , and me too, im telling you everything, where is the commander, in command, your highness. I beg you, i beg you, to immediately recognize him as a defense, its not scary, of your being, it can be interpreted as intelligence, especially since you yourself said, he looks, looks, looks like the deceased harrow, look at the face, looks like, looks like, looks like, your highness, looks like, but where is the commander, i dont understand anything anymore, its him or not, you cant wait two. Well, heres the thing, we were all probably wrong about something here, gentlemen, by the decision of the gonoyer court in connection with the successful completion of the experiment, since everything turned out this way, let it go as it goes. Ordered, by the highest command, ordered to consider the defendant baron munchausen, here some began to allow themselves to sew on patch pockets and tighten sleeves, we will not allow this, viva, gentlemen, vevat, in front of you is baron wenhausen, its him, karl, i recognize you, faeo, why are you standing there, look, dad, dad, dad has come to us , wait, i knew, i knew, but this is all so unexpected, congratulations with all my heart on your successful return from the moon, and its true that this time i wasnt on the moon, somehow i wasnt, when theres already a decision that i was, isnt it . Join us quietly. Yes, of course, when my husband flew, i was incredibly worried, but i can say one thing, i believed that he would return, join us, mr. 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