Our solar system is fluctuating. Also along the equator of the galaxy, that is, the solar system rises every 2526,000 years one plane, then descends into another, well, from the point of view of an astronomer, and astrologers, all sorts of ancient vedic teachings add to this that each position of the solar system, therefore the planet has earth under the equatorial plane of the galaxy above it, speaks of different energy, this is where different yugas arise from a hindu point of view. Philosophies in which humanity, and the conditions in which it lives, becomes either softer or harsher, so the era of aquarius symbolizes the entry into a new phase of existence of the solar planet, which remains to be him alive with us, and there is a version that humanity will begin to awaken precisely from this heaviness, that it will become more compassionate to each other, and more understanding, more humane, yes, it will understand itself more as a human family. As a matter of fact, of course, i really want to believe in this, but this is such a long plan , we dont know whether its true or not, but i would really like for this to happen and the song, thats why its called the age of aquarius, you guys magnificent, vadim samoilov, albert potapin, Agatha Christie group in the podcast 20 years later, listening to the song age of aquarius. Let s move on and let everyone go, well measure the pluses by the minuses, well remember with a smile how empty we were forever, and then no regrets, lets move up the dates of our birthdays. A new world will already be born, and the old one will be in its magnificent completion, a new world will already be born, the soul put on the forehead, taking the first step, peace on earth until death from christmas, rise or stand to the end, everyone will get out as soon as i think so to get it. And everyone will get out as soon as i read come. Hello everyone, friends, this is a podcast of jokes, as always , im vadim golygin, i have wonderful guests in the studio, today my. Colleagues in the shop, in different guises emloa, you could have met them somewhere in the vastness of different screens, im with i am pleased to introduce Alexander Schneider and zhenya iskandarova, hello, you can applaud quietly, so as not to disturb anyone, and today the topic of our program is a joke of the 20th century, lets call it that, and any new forms of the short humorous genre, which we call anecdote, how does an anecdote live now, in what. Types, in what forms, how has it actually changed, has it changed at all and can what we see today be called an anecdote, lets start, sasha, i want you ask, to be honest, what is funnier to you, the old classical forms , jokes and there, well, all the heritage of this postsoviet space, or is it faster, more fleeting, somehow more incendiary, somehow. Now and vadim, listen, but it seems to me that these are the jokes, thanks to you, here they are still staying afloat, its great that you support this genre, and in general and i, well, not that thanks to me, we continued the tradition there and the white parrot and what they did there, and trachtenberg and others like that them, that is, well, we just tried to preserve this genre, because i think that it is very important, but a thing that amused people, peoples, cannot suddenly just disappear somewhere and because someone, for example, knows how to tell a story, maybe our task is even to teach how to break some stereotypes, im generally not good at telling jokes if honestly, to be bluntly honest, i know very few jokes, i only know jokes from you that i listened to, that is, you grew up to a greater extent and in general when all these memes appeared, what should they be called correctly, lets tell the audience there are memes there are jokes vines vines there is. There is, well, a lot of new things have appeared, yes, come on, these words now, all of them, so that they fly away from us, now, abby, meme, stories, some funny ones, stories, you see, they are, as a rule, all such words, they still weirder yes, that is, well, to tell you briefly, lets say, vines are short funny videos, yes, but i dont know, vines, they are now along with jokes, they should be here, because they no longer exist, as far as im concerned i understood, where are the vines, they remain, we no longer have vines, vines, vines , thats it, yes, we must, we missed it, uh, yes, where are you looking, listen, and i even saw that some jokes are remade into vines , like this, i just saw it with someone, well , its clear, that is, in fact, now this form, since all the looking is gone, now people communicate in person to a lesser extent, well, you must admit, i wrote this to him, he called me, that is, everyone has a box, so it stole everyone, yes, that is, if before it. Communication was there to tell jokes, now its here sent a picture, like he told a joke, everyone sends each other this nonsense in a circle, you know , it was already there a couple of years ago, you haha, look how funny it is, and you have to pretend again that its funny to you , that is, in fact, if you imagine this way, what if it were many years ago, this is a situation when you went out into the yard, and you just wait , heres another joke, ill tell you, thats roughly what happened, well, lets figure it out, lets set an example, yes, sasha, that is we can demonstrate that today, they call it, in general, this is a joke, this is it, and now , friends, we will show you like a joke, this is a meme, yes, a classic, yes, a classic meme, relevant, by the way, my feed is the last a couple of weeks, by the way, here we see this avatar with cheburrash ears, by the way, by about this, the fact that our cheburashka, uh, flashed there, yes, there, it collected a lot of money at the box office. There was the same similar meme, two of these avatars were drawn and one asks the second one, listen, who is chigurasha, well, there s a little bit there, with a swear word there, that is, it was contained in the question, listen, vadim, you just started like that, like a joke, so end it like a joke, and he answers them, i dont know, this is wennday, theres also an avatar, as for me, to be honest, for me jokes are funnier than memes, well, they are more there than possible. Put into storytelling joke, that is, you tell, you speak on behalf of different characters, it seems to me that this is more of a kind of sketch than just a picture, its just, well, you need to find a funny picture and somehow make it funny, okay, but how do they hook people and isnt this some very trivial way to just smile, arent we getting dumber, that is , when like this it just looks much easier than coming and telling, no, if you want to come and tell, then. Go to standar and tell me, but only your own our own anecdotes, these, and here we are getting dumber, i think were getting dumber, so, here its all at once like that, yeah, thats it. Is it cool . Cool. In fact, the fact is that right now we dont have enough time for anything. This is because it seems to me that we are somehow starting to work more , everyone has their own business, Something Else, 10 jobs, we want to laugh quickly, very quickly, a quick joke, that is, life has become faster, everything in general , yes, and there is also some kind of cyclicality, we once watched humorous programs where there were whole. The monologues are long, thats right, yes, then kvn started, where you could turn it on and see a skit for about five minutes, well, or Something Else, then we went on, these are these vines that last a minute, then we are like that, this too, this too, that is, the amount of humor per unit of time, its good that there are fifteen second ones, these ones, you re looking, right . You watch fifteensend videos, and now you think, i ca nt, i want to quickly take a look and if its funny , well, move on, thats it, now these pictures, i think, the next stage will be for us, yes, its just that the word will be simply funny, you just know, this classic , its when progress comes to such a point that it quickly gets into your brain like that, like that to everyone through satellite, something, like that, quickly somehow. Its funny and the whole world is together at the same time, just like that, i laughed, i went on working, i just dont have enough time, laugh, laugh, laugh, minute, yes, or a second, yes, but look, in any case, we are now talking about how it is a form of humor, lets say in some picture you can to sew up one message, that is, and well, it should be understandable when you visually perceive it, and when Something Else is superimposed , and some people appeared in their time, some people do something funny to the music, i didnt understand it at all initially, that is, everything is there whats more, they pass it on to each other, and how is it that its just such a bad relay race, such a challenge, but whats more, its so stupid and trivial, but these ones , you know, bent over in different clothes, everyone appeared to go nuts, that is, like, this is cool, well, i didnt think it was cool ill tell you honestly or what grasshopper, sitting, banana throwing everything there millions of views, because i liked it, grasshopper, banana, how he throws it up, i want to ask you, before putting on this amazing jacket, didnt you bend over and take it off, that is, i missed it altogether, but in reality my jamb will need to be remade by me altogether, that is , some kind of farewell, it seems to me that people just want something new every time they. Every time they see something new, admire, at first, when everyone is fed up the usual, well, yes, this is then an annoying thing, everyone will discuss this the same way as we do, okay, so you worked a lot in the genre of standup, classical, yes, that is, tell me, this can be considered a form of anecdote, i think not, i generally think that an anecdote is a separate form that does not die and has not died, so, thank you for your support, for example, i brought a magazine, well, it literally came out, this magazine came out, look at the magazine she i brought it, its a childrens magazine, dont pay attention, and here you go, new jokes, how many 12 pieces, is this for children, today, that is, well, of our time, that is, or is it you who were like that in childhood, you had a magazine, so i saved it and what is it for you, did something there make you smile . Of course, look, everything here is funny, for example, the blonde is indignant, what kind of mouse is this, it doesnt even have a tail, i think its a hamster, to which they answer, okay, rightclick on the hamster, gorgeous, but i dont know, in my opinion, this is how it should be, well, yes, no, well, the presentation is also for it, but in any case, i read it classic, that is, an example, that is, well, in general, its still a joke, in fact , when it was still in print, yes, well, well, i bought jokes that were published on trains, they just sold, well, a sheet of paper there, and some kind a4, s, on the one hand on the other, jokes, sometimes somewhere separated by asterisks and so on, were sold simply, well, people printed them out, when you dont listen to a joke, but read it, then you kind of tell it to yourself, like you. Its like with a book, its like the same thing, you know, someone will take it off, for example, vine or someone takes a picture and you look at it like, well, i read the book, its the best, but how else . But, the fact is that, but there are jokes that are simply hysterical, you can only hear them, that is, well, a sound joke, for example, a patient comes to a doctor and says doctor, i have a problem, i after every word, i fart, what should i do, the doctor says, dont worry, i also had the same problem, i farted after every word, but i inserted. A whistle inside myself and now i can communicate calmly, let me try it on, hold it, wait, varishka, give me back my whistle, that is, well, you see, it all depends on how you present it, i cant imagine how it can be turned into some kind of meme, yes, and i cant imagine how it can be printed, lets say you bought a newspaper or this magazine of yours, yes, thats how you go there, go ahead and read it. Whistling fart, whistling fart, and you know, it was very funny to me, because i would imagine how you tell, and well, all the jokes that i read, i imagine as if vadim was telling them, i still still in support jokes from the old days, that is, classic ones, yes, sometimes a whole world is depicted there or just some kind of situation when you just imagine it as a movie, i have a great desire to generally. Film jokes in good quality with good actors there , thats it, so that it would be like minifilms like this, because theyve already made one like this, well, essentially, yes, essentially yes, but these are short childrens stories, just classic jokes that were there where petka, vasily ivanovich, not i mean, that is, if its about the cowboys, then thats it for real, you know this picture, after all, stories, for example, an old joke from the nineties, so ill tell you and youll understand what i mean. That is, express it in a meme, lets say, or describe it somehow, that is, youll have to write out this joke, it will be so huge, you know, its on one sheet, its like a magazine, bandits are going somewhere, that means on the arrow, all the serious, scary people are on guns, suddenly at the post, a policeman runs out and stops them, they are so chick once, the elders say, calmly, lets behave calmly, since we stopped like that, they lower the window on this bmw, so black, you know, a combat vehicle, extortionists, such, what happened, commander, he says here, shows, pingin is standing, he says, here, i dont know what happened, how , what, where, we need to go to the zoo, they just looked at each other, the older one was like , come on, put the commander in, well, they put him in the back, they also strapped this penguin into the back seat, everyone behaved so calmly, a policeman in general thats it, thanks there, like all the best, once they got going, lets go, it means that the day is already passing until late evening, it means that the same bandits are driving in a car, again past this post, well, the policeman just sees the car going fast, stops , they all tense up again, he lowers it once, says what happened, the commander, he says, and its you, no, no, i just see, the car is a little taller there, he looks, theres a pengin sitting in the back, so fastened up, he says, what are you guys doing, you didnt take him to the zoo, he says commander, how can such an anecdote be stuffed into some kind of picture, but i think theres no way, no, well, it seems to me that its unrealistic to picture when such large forms, yes , you cant do it, or you know, there are also memes that break into four parts, like 1, 2, 3, 4, there you can of course it would be nice to cram it all in, but its been a long time since its been interesting to read, we need to quickly, well, well try, we are today, listen, it s true, have you seen those memes that are divided into several parts, well, like a simple picture, you can go there shove this, as opposed to no, of course, but this is no, like a comic book, its understandable when the whole story is in pictures, well, that would be even cool, by the way , a good genre like jokes on how komi people should do, thats all, guys, well come up with something, but lets just say, in one, well, straight into pictures. The video is mostly a guy, a girl, like a family type, when theres some kind of joke, they film it staged, its all so makeshift, its like its on the phone by accident, theyre all like that, they overact it terribly and so on, but the whole situation is anecdotal , that is, in essence, that is, people still try to make an anecdote. They had in their lives, what might help this genre not to disappear completely somewhere, right . Well , by the way, when they do this, its still considered disgusting on the internet. Well, to be honest, this is a bad idea, well, lets explain to the audience, when a person, like how can i say this, is not very talented, yes, when a person takes something already ready, its just a joke, and remakes it and still doesnt skillfully act it out somehow , this is not quoted on the market, but what is quoted on the market, what is quoted, tell us on the market . The blogger is quoted and a personal joke with recognition, well now, really, really, its funnier than everyone else, really, really, when you get to know yourself, and its funny , topical and for example, especially funny when you get to know not only yourself, but also your surroundings, yeah, it can throw off someone too, and then you can still do it great, well all have a giggle, and i recently visited. Surprisingly, quite by accident , ill tell you a joke that i filmed, i see , it means theres a wine supermarket, yeah, its already a joke, i see, theres, and i go and say, listen, its already funny, its great, i say, take it off to your friend, she he films me, i say, at one point ask, like, point to the psychologist, this is expensive, i say, it means that i speak on video, and i say, so today ill go to the psychologist for. Why is it expensive, i say, yes, no, its inexpensive, theres 490 on sale and she films me going into a wine supermarket, kind of like, kind of like, a joke on the internet, and it seemed to me that this was some kind of fiction, absolutely abstract, well, but, so many responses, many found out, i also go to a psychologist there, i go to a psychologist every day, psychologists were generally indignant, you started talking, but drinking psychologists in general. Havent been there for more than a year, that is, this is for, its in an anecdote, i think its just an anecdote that cant be told funny, but when it looks like a video format, well, yes, its interesting to watch, its interesting to watch, that is, in essence, because when they ask a question, like, who comes up with jokes, well, it is considered that this is a folk genre, people, because there are some special authors like that, and even we are like vnovsky and so on, well, it happened, that is , we came up with it there, but no, of course not, some went away, some jokes went away, well, so that there was some kind of conglomerate that sat, we made up jokes , that is, these are some, well, anyway , situations of real life, which formed the basis and then they screwed it up, somewhere they attached words, somewhere there was an artistic invention, someone has now shown it to international audiences, heres a kind of joke for you, but that is , in essence, with your own, this is what you werent too lazy to come up with. I filmed nikola, that is , in fact, you came up with this joke from the 20th century, i will remind you, friends, that we are on a podcast jokes, today we are discussing a joke of the 21st century, of course, at all times , as they say, as we live, we joke, yes, as aleksandrovich moslyakov said there, here are the characters that are old, yes, but the forms are still there, well, the joke about something, yes, there, for example, there was once a story about brezhnev , yes, if today we insert, i dont know, there, some other name, a leader of some kind, i dont know, there, foreign or domestic , or some new characters, why dont they become, in your opinion, characters in jokes, thats why in that time, for example, well, favorite childrens heroes, cheburashka the crocodile gena, heroes , vinipuh piglet, which all the children watched, they were like heroes, a movie came out about stirlitz, stirlitz becomes a hero, yes, and lately there have been so many. There were so many different events happening, why dont jokes about elon musk appear, for example, i dont know why there arent many jokes about biden, who is also there, you can there, well, how can you make fun of a book, it seems to me, write jokes about biden, oh well avatar movie is there heated up all over the world, why arent there a bunch of jokes, two avatars meet , one says to the other, well, in your opinion , that is, people have stopped inventing these forms, that is, maybe no one is seriously doing this now . Firstly, it seems to me that perhaps we are simply not aware, we cannot read all the newspapers, that is, somewhere there is an evening avatar, and here and there there are only jokes about avatar, i am almost sure that there are a lot jokes about avatar, its true, well, its impossible, but we just dont we know, secondly, we just saw the picture, there was an avatar, a meme , well, a meme, yes, that is, this is somehow something wrapped in humor, and also. Among comedians, standup comedians, often in standups something can be traced, but avatar for example, is not super relevant, despite the fact that anyway it was not released, well, forgive me here, please, but here the theme is that a film that was made for a long time, a lot everyone was waiting for him for several years, he came out and lost a little to a film that was not expected, was made for several years, and he came out winning, that is here is ours, you know, such a chubrashka makes some kind of response, this is precisely the topic of the day, because there is a precedent, this one happened, but so that after the first appearance of tamar there were no jokes, but there were no, you must admit, in reality , i was thinking, it would be great to be modern. Its understandable why people have such an attitude towards jokes , because they think that the genre is outdated, that its all a little old and thats why this attitude, that is, as you said, its a mess, like yes, there is a story, well , ask many people, if you tell me a joke, no one will ever tell you a joke, you know, it seems to me that you can literally change the attitude towards a joke with one letter, you can call a joke not a joke, but an anecdote, yeah, already a gamer, in theory the same story, that is, there is a universe there, russian , a german and a frenchman, who were all three together, there is, well, of course, this is a podcast of jokes, as always, i have wonderful guests in the studio, people who work with humor, Alexander Schneider and evgenia iskandarova. And today the topic of our program is an anecdote xx century. Considering that everything has already come to us, yes, these fanfictions, memes and so on. How difficult it is to create a story here and there is some kind of joke, like this or or this is like, you know, like people who were afraid to tell jokes, like that, but i wont be able to take something cool there, film it there. Well, and comment for example, listen, but i was thinking, maybe its easier, thats why people slide into this, move on, because its easier to do, that is, an anecdote, you should go out in public, roughly speaking, yes, but theres even one or two people, you have to tell it with your eyes, let it all be done, all these vines, all these similar stories , you take the phone, just film yourself, no one sees you, what will they write about you later . , this is the second thing, and so you took everything off, youre not ashamed. And then he laid it out already then and even then listen to your son, no, but the jokes, you say, you need to come out in front of the people, who came out in front of the people not even in front of the people, youre sitting in the kitchen, your parents and grandmother are sitting here and youre starting to tell them tell me, and im just ashamed, they saw you at five years old, when you were picking in your own poop, that its a shame to tell a joke, its not a shame, its just not a shame, but there has to be a time for everything, you cant, well depending on what kind of upbringing . There families or for example, that is, for example , we also cant tell all sorts of jokes on the air, but you know some joke that wouldnt be vulgar and obscenities like a tv one, so excuse me, im reading it here right now for the first time, the guy tells a friend, they decided to i tell my girlfriend to speak only english on wednesdays, any questions and answers should only be in english, so on wednesdays we dont talk to her. There are, of course, some jokes that, well, you dont know how to react to them, well, you see, the fact of the matter is that most likely this is not the best issue of this magazine, but there are jokes, but to be honest, thats me i inserted my joke there, if, just kidding, no, no, there are just good, highquality jokes that are not ashamed to come out, really tell it to the public, even im sure there are such jokes and there are a huge number of them. If you tell it to the stage, everyone will laugh, they will perceive it not as an anecdote like an anecdote, the word is already just like a standup, like a cool story from you, but there are jokes that are better not even to read , also , you cant tell an anecdote from yourself, when a crow sits and a cow climbs on the bern, he says, where are you climbing . He says, there are apples, he says, youre like a cow, this is a birch tree, and i have it with me, that is, well, you ll tell me that i had an incident in the village, im walking, suddenly i see a cow on, no, why, youre telling a standup show, how, you say, i had such a case, such and such, and how you turn people into another reality, what if it were like there, think about it, there are cows, you could tie it up, well, its clear, that is you think that transformation can happen, the main thing is to be able to do it, and well, in reality, no matter how much we laugh at. Kvn, this all builds up that the rest of the programs are humorous, which. Before before, which now its not anymore, they built our sense of humor, well, us comedians , for example, without this we wouldnt even understand whats funny, what s not funny, well, the era that was there, well, passed, it was also divided into two things, this there was just humor, understandable to everyone, stupid, foulmouthed, so naughty, and part of the component of satire, that is, it is political, socially erased there and so on, some of these jokes that they were afraid to tell in. Kitchens they poisoned us there and so on, but in any case, i agree with you that they imposed on us imprint, everyone who read mainly wrote figurines, there were screenwriters who wrote specifically for those who read monologues, they performed there, and some knew how to tell, and others simply wrote to them, and some told their own work, also we shouldnt forget the astrology and aphorisms, of course, and we grew up with all of this, but basically the themes there were like this. The main ones there are the husband returning from a business trip, the husband drinking, the wife meeting him there with a rolling pin, there you drank away your salary, motherinlaw knows some of them, the boss is there subordinate, well, something about brezhnev there and so on and so on, but today this is what, as if to joke, because life has become faster, yes, we talked about this, it has become oversaturated with information, which people receive, before people received information where, they talked somewhere in the dining room, on a smoke break. Thats it, now people are oversaturated with any information, including everything related to humor , maybe thats why, that is, people get lost, they no longer understand whats funny, whats not funny, because theres a lot of everything for you, you know, thats how lets say you, well, bought some kind of candy there, and they gave you some kind of cockerel there for the weekend, and then you come, your room is littered with chocolate and marmalade and so on, and then i still dont want to overeat there and so on then i got my fill, maybe its the progress that has come to us in the form of all these gadgets, where every second you can do something with a claim, maybe this kills the perception of humor in general, listen, you said right, there was so much already humor, it seems to me that in kven its a lot of jokes about everything, and jokes are joked about everything, then now on the internet you can also see humor on. Any topic and it seems to me that at some point, now its really funny, it becomes not jokes, but from, for example, surprise , or from the courage of what a person says, that is, before we could not Say Something like, well, no , you need to think, yes, just think, dont accelerate, well , that is, i understand what youre talking about, that is, the boundaries have expanded, now. Everything is there, even some nonsense in the Search Engine you type, i dont know, i dont know, theres a horse there that has 70 teats, and it will give you a picture , its like someone was thinking about it and drew Something Like that, im now speaking conventionally, youre talking nonsense, youre talking nonsense, and there it is in in all this garbage, in this, you know, in this bottomless dump on the internet, that is , theres just everything, but most of all, im talking about the fact that for 4 seconds they didnt show you naked something or someone there as you say , i didnt blather everything there, well, everything is uninteresting. Someone must show something, some kind of thing, either something to swear dirty, or something that just, well, has nothing to do with humor, as you say, only with surprise, like, oh well, that is, its more like surprising people, to think about something, that is, well, it seems to me that theres really just a lot of humor, and in its different genres and miniatures, standups and some funny songs and memes, everything, everything, everything, so its difficult for a person already. Surprise him now and you need to catch him from the beginning, that is, if you didnt initially you somehow hook a person by telling a joke or some kind of video starts, he immediately i saw, i saw, i heard, either yes or its not funny, he leaves it, that is, you need to immediately from the first, so this is what happens, were all screwed , we are dumber, look what happens, time flies, yes, we are oversaturated with everything, that is, in principle, there is no need to create any programs related to humor, because, well, what s new there yet . Me, yes, ive already seen everything, that is, it turns out that you and i, as people who deal with humor, to some extent doomed or something, yes, that is, we are like that, we are like a sunset, we are such dinosaurs that have not yet been killed, the mammoths have already died out, its still