MAX CRUS: Scotty from marketing is on fire MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - NewsWire Photos MARCH 9 2021: For lease signs on an empty office space in Melbourne CBD. Research says 110,000 jobs will go across the country this month as JobKeeper comes to an end. Picture: NCA NewsWire / David Geraghty
Opinion Max Crus, Grape Expectations
It costs a bomb to be poor.
Geez, Scotty from marketing is on fire… no, no, sorry, not like the bushfires. No, he’s devised a genius rescue of the ailing tourism industry when he stops JobKeeper – hand out half-price airline tickets to Queensland.
Yoohoo!
Well, unless you’re a Queenslander, or heat, humidity, mozzies, and killer jellyfish aren’t really your thing, or if a half-price ticket isn’t going to help unless Scotty also halves your electricity bill and Centrelink doesn’t mind you going on hol’s instead of applying for 50 jobs a day.
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