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What happens when Minnesota s state bird goes on the attack on Union Lake? It s not pretty
Mike Christopherson
We treasure our loons here in Minnesota. They’re our official state bird, after all. They’re a feast for our eyes as we take in their impressive size, striking black and white feathers and their piercing crimson-red yes. Their beautiful, haunting calls echoing from our many lakes and rivers can make us stop what we’re doing and listen intently.
But what if our beloved loons went bad? What if they took a dark turn? What if they…went on the attack and targeted humans on a northwestern Minnesota lake?
Your 2021 Minnesota Twins: The Twilight Zone and Rocky Saga Mash-Up. By Wannabe525 on May 29, 2021, 7:51am EDT +
Scene 1: The Twins are boarding their chartered flight to Cleveland from LAX.
La Makina: Whoa, what a trip, fly in, paly a double header, and fly back the same night; I’m beat.
Dobstache: Me too, I hope I can sleep; I always have trouble sleeping on planes.
A few minutes later, everybody is seated.
Buck: (Staring blankly out the window, but then startled by something outside.) Kep, look out the window; there’s a huge harry beast on the wing!
Kep: (Very groggy) It’s probably just Willingham trying to get back with the team. Now go to sleep.