MARCH 31 Claiming that they were pawed, groped, and sexually harassed by some of Vince McMahon s finest during a May 2002 flight from Europe, a pair of Arizona flight attendants is suing World Wrestling Entertainment and a Phoenix charter air company for negligence, assault and battery, and false imprisonment. In the below Superior Court lawsuit, Taralyn Cappellano and Heidi Doyle claim that the grapplers including Nature Boy Ric Flair, Scott Razor Ramon Hall, and Dustin Goldust Runnells engaged in extreme and outrageous behavior on the flight. Flair (pictured right), for instance, was dressed only in one of his famous robes and was seen spinning his penis around. Hall, whose booze problems have been well chronicled, allegedly made a variety of crass remarks to the women. The lawsuit does not specify monetary damages. (7 pages)
Fortunately, the uber-violent, comic book-style story imagine Quentin Tarantino adapting “A Year Without a Santa Clause” actually works.
It first finds a despondent Chris Cringle bleeding income due to not delivering enough presents because of a preponderance of “youth making poor decisions.”
He barely survives financially with his cookie-making wife Ruth (Marianne Jean-Baptiste) and ends up supplementing his income by allowing his elves to build fighter jet parts for the U.S. military.
Life gets worse after Chris puts rich spoiled brat Billy Wehan (Chance Hurstfield) on his naughty list and gives him a lump of coal.
The brilliant conniving punk hires his favorite seasoned killer (Walton Goggins in fine form), a guy already steamed with Santa for forgetting him, to track down the jolly fat man and take revenge.
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