EVERYONE
MAC
Look at the facts. I haven’t gotten it, you guys haven’t gotten it and no one else we know has gotten it.
SWEET DEE
MAC
Shut up, Dee! Shut the hell up!
Come on, that’s perfect. It’s all like that. Shortly after the above passage Charlie storms in with a mask with a red spot on well, actually he storms in without a mask and then puts on a mask with a red dot. Mac thinks it’s sriracha. It’s actually blood. Paddy’s is doing “delivery,” sort of. Frank has been collecting government cheese for some fake businesses.
The sequel to
All the Stars and Teeth finds Amora Montara finally on her rightful throne, but her position is precarious and she’s still keeping her lost magic a closely guarded secret. A mysterious artifact could be the key to setting things right but at what price? (February 2)
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And Then She Vanished by Nick Jones A man whose sister disappeared when they were children realizes he has the ability to time travel but slipping into the past to save her proves both complicated and dangerous. (February 2)
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Beneath the Keep by Erika Johansen
In a troubled kingdom, a princess must decide between staying loyal to her royal family or joining a rebellion that could ultimately help save her people. (February 2)
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Lego, creator of toy building blocks ideal for making intricate art or getting lodged in kids’ noses, have decided to diversify their portfolio by branching out into the ASMR game. Billed as “a soothing soundscape created with thousands of Lego bricks,” the company’s “White Noise” playlist consists of audio where people basically just play around with little plastic blocks for a long time.
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In “Built For Two,” we hear someone putting together an unknown construction, sifting through blocks, snapping them together, and occasionally flipping through the pages of an instruction booklet. It goes on like this for 30 minutes. In “The Waterfall,” Lego attempts to inspire full-body shivers by pouring out a seemingly infinite tub of blocks to create the sense of standing next to rushing water that will, unlike real water, hurt like hell to accidentally step on.
Have You Considered a Collapsible Coffee Cup?
Dog owners, I’m looking at you.
If you’re a frequent walker somebody who primarily commutes this way but possibly also someone who spends a good amount of time outdoors with a four-legged friend you might be familiar with the extremely specific problem of having to figure out what the heck to do with your portable water or coffee container once that vessel’s contents have been depleted. Lugging it around isn’t such a big deal when it’s full of delicious coffee or an ice-cold beverage, but running errands with it definitely starts to feel like an annoyance once it’s empty, particularly if you’re also trying to manage an energetic pup.