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Some Astrology Bullshit About Chlöe Swarbrick
Jacinda Arden wouldn’t give me her birth time. But I figured that if any other politician had a CoStar it would be Chlöe Swarbrick, because she’s queer and vegan. I was wrong. Thankfully she’s a gem, and texted her mum for me.
Chlöe schlorped into this world on 26th June 1994 at 1.10pm.
Wondering whether or not to vote Green? Here’s what the stars have to say.
Sun in Cancer
Uh oh, I didn’t expect Chlöe’s big sign to be Cancer. If any star sign deserves a swirly, it’s Cancer. They’re sensitive, moody babies and like their crab fursona will retreat depending on how thick their emotional shell is. Cafe Astrology dot com notes that some Cancers have developed an ability to manipulate others to get what they want, which is great if you’re a politician. George W Bush was a Cancer, so keep that in mind.