Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
“She’s bad, she’s mean, she’s a lovin’ machine.” And she’s out for revenge. Ricky Greenwood takes us back to the beloved grindhouse realm of
Super Fly and
Dolemite, but with a twist: it’s all-girl.
First, Misty Stone, with a new braided look, and younger gal pal Sizi Sev, celebrate an infusion of cash from drug runner Sweet Sally Mae (Ana Foxxx). Misty takes the top role and loves Sizi’s sweet ass and lovingly licks her pussy, making her cum and then some.
Sally Mae confronts drug queenpin Miss Jane (Valentina Nappi) about the death of her stepsister. Knocked out and tied to a bed, she flashes back to a lesson with her karate sensei (Isiah Maxwell). “I can teach you how to protect yourself.” Ana gets beat up by Kira Noir, Miss Jane’s muscle gal. But Kira takes time for some finger-fucking and clit-licking with her plaything Noemi Bilas.
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Close your eyes and picture yourself in a movie theater (while also reading this article). There’s a trailer playing on the screen, one of those old-fashioned ones where it’s just exciting words and phrases flying at the screen. Each word is more exciting than the last, and by the end of the imaginary trailer you’re practically throwing your popcorn in the air in excitement. As for the words flying at the screen, here you go:
Phil Lord. Chris Miller. Elizabeth Banks. Cocaine. A bear.
Cocaine Bear. Coming to a theater near you.