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sue her for plagiarism. host of fox news sunday, sherrod brown. he has audiences on the edge of their seats, preparing to hang themselvesse . r and actor, writer, comedian, divorced dad jamie lewis out. she s got more hang ups in an automated about a car warranty.n fotyx news cat tim and. finally, when he puts his foot down, he causes millions in property damage. my math is taking in the heavyweight world heavyweight championyweig all right. well, thank you for joining us. so before we get to some new stories, it s friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. mm. rea leftovers where i read the jokes. the jokes week.is and as always, it s my first time reading them, so if they . afr the show, we will set fire to brian kilmeade backpackt while he s in it. wh, first off, a bag of cocaine was discovered in the white house this weeitk. no one knows the source of the mystery bag, but hunter bide t ery ban promised to get e bottom of it. hi, cokehead. officials say it was found i
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Yes, yes. We all right. Well have a show then. Happy wednesday, everyone. Lets get started. Earlier this morning, President Biden agreed to pairbi of debates with former president trump. Biden has listed some demands, including no Live Audience, no Third Party Candidates and a group of visiting angelse th. Standby, but no live crowd. I guess joe wanted an audience of his peers. But trump not only agreed to the two debates, he offered a third one on fox news with Martha Maccallu M and brad beyer as hosts. But not to be outdone. Biden offered a fourth debate with Walter Cronkite and peter jennings. Oh, my god. Meanwhile, President Biden had an odd moment at a galaod in d. C. Last night where he acknowledged an attendee. Listen to thisnt in a. Wheres our version . Stand up, kid . I like that dress. I dont see your gow n. Let him see your gown. Well, turns out this is who he was talking to. [ la thought. And that wasnt even the weirdest thing joe said. Watch this. They want to undo what th