A show featuring parodies of current events, commentary on significant issues and interviews with newsmakers, culture critics and media personalities. And world peace. What is not to love . Does matter to me. Trumps love life is not on my list. But now i realize that it matters. For example, right now in north korea their dismantling rockets sites. Why . Obviously because trump may have slept around. [laughter] the europeans just stopped skimming us with tariffs but according to cnn before that trump may have slept around. [laughter] the gdp for this quarter just hit 4. 1 and to celebrate us steel reopened a plant in illinois but according to sources before that happened, trump slept around. Hes got the thousand users relations and we created an economic boom but trump slept around. Wait a second, i sense a trend here. What experts call a correlation, here are these amazing achievements and right before them trump had sexual relations. Lets welcome tonight guests. Like a man who steals
God bless all of you. Thank you for watching. Im advocating for truth, justice and the american way. Im jeanine pierrot signing off, greg gutfeld is next. See you next saturday. Man walks into a pet store and sees as a sign, talking parrot and buys if it comes back and says he doesnt talk. Dices what letter . Tour owner says sorry, the letter is 10. Another week and no talking and back to the store. He did not climb the ladder and look in the mirror and talk, another purchase. There becomes a guy comes back to the store and the owner says the parent is dead but before he died he spoke in the store owner says what did he say. Though they sell any birdseed at that store you. Greg will be appearing at the Comedy Cellar all week. [cheering and applause]
about. This tape shows how the sausage is made. Im hearing to criminal coconspirators conspiring on making a payment. The president of the United States to try to tell you what you are seeing and what you are reading but its not happening.
Lets get after it. I love the media. I love the media. Check out these old headlines trump promises 4 growth and economist say no way. Or this one. If trump thanks he can get more than the present Economic Growth hes dreaming. Last but not least, hello larr larry,. If you use the standard of what the administration has held out hope for, three or 4 growth there is nothing in any data suggesting that we are moving towards that three4 standard. Greg oh yeah . Eat this larry. Im thrilled to announce that in the Second Quarter of this year the United States economy grew at the amazing rate of 4. 4. 1 . [cheering and applause] they like it. So, who could have predicted that . I believe its time to establish a National Goal of reaching 4 Economic Growth. My great economists dont want to say this but i think we can do better than that. Greg the optimist. I wish you find the right sentiment to express how i feel. [laughter] i wish i could remember what i was laughing at but as trump proves the
A show featuring parodies of current events, commentary on significant issues and interviews with newsmakers, culture critics and media personalities. A show featuring parodies of current events, commentary on significant issues and interviews with newsmakers, culture critics and media personalities. A show featuring parodies of current events, commentary on significant issues and interviews with newsmakers, culture critics and media personalities. A centerfold who had consensual relations with the rich dude who later became our president. I know what you are thinking. Where is the honor among playmates . [laughter] granted its not the sort of deal most of us will make our lives but to paint a centerfold to keep quiet, i believe thats called tuesday. [laughter] petty cash for Playmates To Trump is his swear jar. I would not be surprised if there are more, you are 73, billionaire, three times married, living in manhattan and you dont have to share your apartment, your hanging on models
weapons. you have soviet-era tanks here in poland. you have soviet-era airplanes, mig-29s. why haven t you been able to work with nato to get those to ukraine? translator: madam, i m smiling because weapons, weapons, and more weapons. this is what ukrainians need. we have to be clear. the free world, the north atlantic alliance asked that the poles do not expect that ukrainians, our neighbors would be so decisive and exceptionally courageous and that they will defend our country in this way. more than 1 million ukrainians before the outbreak of the war were in poland. they have been living here. they have been working here. of course they visited their families in ukraine, but they came back. some made money in poland. the vast majority of the men