this texan just tested positive for barbecue sauce cohost of fox and friends weekend, will cain! [cheers and applause] greg: this pyro lights a fire in my heart, cohost of fox and friends first todd piro! [cheers and applause] greg: she s like a bass drum. she s like a base drum. makes a lot of noise and gets hit on by marching bands. fox news contributor kat timpf! greg: and his forearms are the size of four arms. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. before we get to some new stories it s friday so let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: it s leftovers where i read jokes i didn t read this week as always it s my first time reading these so if they suck i don t care. in an interview this week former new jersey governor chris christie is considering running in 2024. [laughter] greg: the bad news, he means for president. you could see that one coming. much like him. ha because he s a big. nice wa
I was in high school gym, this is a true story in high school gym we did a weight lifting portion of gym class and they had to create a whole new like routine for me because i couldn t lift the bar up. greg: could you lift up a bar now like the basic bar? you probably couldn t kat: i don t think i ve gotten stronger. i mean, i don t think i could. i don t want to try. i m older now. greg: my break something kat: might pull something. greg: yes. kat: okay, so this beautiful lady beat the record of the other woman who was born a man. greg: right kat: who has the vagina record? greg: i don t know. that s a great point. kat: i kept waiting for it in the segment and this person with a vagina lifted this much. i think that should be more easily accessible information. and is that what they re going to have to call it the vagina