this texan just tested positive for barbecue sauce cohost of fox and friends weekend, will cain! [cheers and applause] greg: this pyro lights a fire in my heart, cohost of fox and friends first todd piro! [cheers and applause] greg: she s like a bass drum. she s like a base drum. makes a lot of noise and gets hit on by marching bands. fox news contributor kat timpf! greg: and his forearms are the size of four arms. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. before we get to some new stories it s friday so let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: it s leftovers where i read jokes i didn t read this week as always it s my first time reading these so if they suck i don t care. in an interview this week former new jersey governor chris christie is considering running in 2024. [laughter] greg: the bad news, he means for president. you could see that one coming. much like him. ha because he s a big. nice wa
orange one, things are worse than ever and cnn has the means to prove it. that is it, means. memes. what your uncle sense on facebook after convincing everyone he is the only one who has seen them. they are tiresome. the crying mike michael jordan meme. the distracted boyfriend meme. even joe biden falling off his bike became a meme. of course you can forget this mean. [lau[chuckles. [laughter] or this one. yeah. and of course, this one. [laughter] [laughs] yeah. but apparently means our net memes are now into of white supremacy. that is according to cnn. whites sharing memes with black people in them is racist because if there s one thing racist love, it is looking at black people. seen and calls it digital blackface. it is sad where there is not racism, cnn just has to invent it. they are so desperate for relevance that they will push division any way they can. seen and.com writer writes digital blackface is where white people co-op black expressions or culture to co
Waited five minutes before plugging it back in again. [laughter] greg: he invented moore s law. a few virtual reality death simulator lets people experience what it s like to feel their lives slipping away. users report this image as the last thing they see. [laughter] greg: ha ha ha ha yeah [cheers and applause] smei. greg: the view cohost and a navarro says she s upset 24 hours a day for having to live in florida. not because of the policies of governor ron desantis but because chick-fil-a is only open until 10:00. doctors in nepal say they had to perform surgery on a man who got a water glass stuck in his rectum after a drunken noise out. the good news is he made it back to nepal just fine.
Says their goal is to steer mediators to stuff that can be grown in a lab and meat from extinct animals could attract and resolve customers who usually dine at applebee s. that was unfair. no one has tasted this meat yet. and so what if this stuff is made of an animal that has not been in our ecosystem for thousands of years? what is the worst that can happen when humans met with forces we don t understand? [laughter] also, in australia, an artist has created a virtual reality death simulator that lets you see what it looks like when you die. apparently you play on a replica hospital bed wearing a vr headset, simulating the experience of cardiac arrest and attempt at being resuscitated and then ultimately death. then comes the out of body portion where users get to see their own dead bodies.