this texan just tested positive for barbecue sauce cohost of fox and friends weekend, will cain! [cheers and applause] greg: this pyro lights a fire in my heart, cohost of fox and friends first todd piro! [cheers and applause] greg: she s like a bass drum. she s like a base drum. makes a lot of noise and gets hit on by marching bands. fox news contributor kat timpf! greg: and his forearms are the size of four arms. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. before we get to some new stories it s friday so let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: it s leftovers where i read jokes i didn t read this week as always it s my first time reading these so if they suck i don t care. in an interview this week former new jersey governor chris christie is considering running in 2024. [laughter] greg: the bad news, he means for president. you could see that one coming. much like him. ha because he s a big. nice wa
Sadly it was sold out like i am. then the boomstick burger two feet long filled with nolan ryan beef instead of hotdog. what todd? that s a direct quote, todd. it s nolan ryan beef, two feet worth. it s burger instead of hotdog topped by chili cheese onion rings and jalapenos greg: jesus. tyrus: that and your vagina record, you re going to have a good time. greg: how about bathrooms do they have in that stadium? will: a lot and not lines very civilized. greg: that s interesting because a lot of that stuff would go right through me. will: yeah. so what do you pick? greg: i d definitely go with the burger. i would shove that down my throat so fast. will: as opposed to two feet of nolan ryan.
Wrong not saying that makes him a woman but he s going to try to twist your standard whatever it is so that he can go win in whatever it is. greg: you know todd i m really glad your parents weren t in the audience today. todd: vagina record? greg: yes. todd: i was worried you were going full screen to me with vagina record. greg: sound like something i play when i m alone. put on the vagina record. [laughter] dam it. terrible. this is what happens. but you know what i like about it? i like pranks that have a little bit of wisdom or a prank that actually exposes kind of the absurdity of what s around. it s harmless but had knowledge. todd: i wouldn t go harmless i m worried other people will see this and go this is an entree and we can do the same thing based upon the left s definitions of what constitutes a man and a woman.