We have a lot did discuss including the bachelor. Bachelor peter is here tonight. You know those people who resolve to exercise and eat healthy . You probably did. Every year. Jimmy i didnt make a new years resolution this year but my wife made new years resolutions for me. She said, this year my new years resolution for you is, and she went on to mention areas in which she would like me to improve. I didnt say anything. But that is allowed . [ laughter ] can you make a resolution for someone else . I dont think so. I think its a selfonly thing. Its like flossing, you dont floss with other people. You can, you just dont. If someone else makes it, i dont think it technically counts as a resolution. I think thats an intervention. There are no joint resolutions for new years. They have to be made by the person who is subject to them, right . Bottom line, im a lazy monster who is incapable of change. The sooner my wife accepts that, the easier both of our lives is going to be. [ cheers and
Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Salma Hayek Pinault, George Mackay, the experts from ask this old house, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1182 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness, hi welcome. I love you hey, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it. Thank you very much. Well, guys, lets get to some news things are pretty still pretty tense between trump and irant an possibly attacking us, he said, quote, if it happens, it happens. [ laughter ] its like when the civil war started and Abraham Lincoln declared, it is what it is. [ laughter ] what do you want from me . And this isnt good. The u. S. Military accidentally sent a draft letter ordering u. S. Troops to leave iraq ,and the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff called it a kerfuffle. [ laughter ] then trump was like, i believe the word is covfefe. [ laughter ] kerfuffle. Co
We have a lot did discuss including the bachelor. Bachelor peter is here tonight. You know those people who resolve to exercise and eat healthy . You probably did. Every year. I didnt make a new years resolution this year but my wife made new years resolutions for me. Shouldnt this year my new years resolution for you is, and she went on to mention areas in which she would like me to improve. I didnt say anything. But that is allowed . [ laughter ] can you make a resolution for someone else . I dont think so. I think its a selfonly thing. Its like flossing, you dont floss with other people. You can, you just dont. If someone else makes it, i dont think it technically counts as a resolution. I think thats an intervention. There are no joint resolutions for new years. They have to be made by the person who is subject to them, right . Bottom line, im a lazy monster who is incapable of change. The sooner my wife accepts that, the easier both of our lives is going to be. [ cheers and applau
E. T. Starts right now. Yes, this joint is jumping with witney and lindsay straight from the ballroom to the london west hollywood. So great to have you here. Thank you. Were excited to be here. Christmas is almost here. Will you spend it with your families . Yes. Were both heading back to utah to be with our families. I love that. Well, prince harry and meghan are m. I. A. So its not so merry for the royal family. Ho ho ho. This is new video of harry dressed up as santa sending a message of Holiday Cheer to the families of fallen soldiers. Have a fantastic christmas and a happy new year. While hes jolly, the rest of the royals . Not so much. A royal source tells us some members of the family are, quote, disappointed that he and meghan are not spending archies first christmas with them and the 93yearold queen. Elizabeth left this morning for her country home while harrys grandfather, 98yearold prince phillip, went to the hospital to be treated for a preexisting condition. While harry a
E. T. Starts right now. Yes, this joint is jumping with witney and lindsay straight from the ballroom to the london west hollywood. So great to have you here. Thank you. Were excited to be here. Christmas is almost here. Will you spend it with your families . Yes. Were both heading back to utah to be with our families. I love that. Well, prince harry and meghan are m. I. A. So its not so merry for the royal family. Ho ho ho. This is new video of harry dressed up as santa sending a message of Holiday Cheer to the families of fallen soldiers. Have a fantastic christmas and a happy new year. While hes jolly, the rest of the royals . Not so much. A royal source tells us some members of the family are, quote, disappointed that he and meghan are not spending archies first christmas with them and the 93yearold queen. Elizabeth left this morning for her country home while harrys grandfather, 98yearold prince phillip, went to the hospital to be treated for a preexisting condition. While harry a