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are rich. can you give us any wine whatever bottom rack can you get your hands on. they say we wish you a merry christmas, now bring us some tfigy pudding. you are demanding figy pudding whatever that is. figy pudding who has that? they used to be everywhere. you would find them at shops, at grocery stores. of course in your neighborhood from door to door. i mean, at first when you are a kid and see carolers come, this is nice. little snow outside. they are singing christmas songs and seem really reap really happy. then you realize those neighborhood people arere drunk and on the best bar crawl in the neighborhood. is that mr. at ter bury stumbling. always a good idea to have a drink or two beforehand. there is a social awkwardness with caroling. you see that house down the road that we have never been to and we have no idea who lives inside there? you knock on the door and see the guy who just had the worst
mark: lowest score in this show. maybe we have been dipping into the new year s eve champagne early. figy pudding there is a viral video of a colorado woman chasing down a thief who had stolen her christmas packages from her front door there is a special name given to people who steal in this way is it a a porch pirate. b a parcel poacher or c a package snatcher? and, carley, can we have a round of applause for this? carley succeeded in actually hitting the buzzer. didn t know hers work. if i get this right it is a win i do not deserve. mark: let s see? i m going with a porch pirate. mark: porch pirate. roll tape. the scourge of the holiday season those pesky porch pirates intent on ruining christmas. one woman in lakewood, colorado has decided to take
we won t go until we get some so bring some right here good tidings we bring to you and your kiln good tidings for christmas and a happy new year we wish you a marriy christmas we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year we wish you a merry christmas. molly: they sound great. todd: it begs the question has anybody ever had figy pudding. griff: maybe adam schiff can make figy pudding.