this texan just tested positive for barbecue sauce cohost of fox and friends weekend, will cain! [cheers and applause] greg: this pyro lights a fire in my heart, cohost of fox and friends first todd piro! [cheers and applause] greg: she s like a bass drum. she s like a base drum. makes a lot of noise and gets hit on by marching bands. fox news contributor kat timpf! greg: and his forearms are the size of four arms. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. before we get to some new stories it s friday so let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: it s leftovers where i read jokes i didn t read this week as always it s my first time reading these so if they suck i don t care. in an interview this week former new jersey governor chris christie is considering running in 2024. [laughter] greg: the bad news, he means for president. you could see that one coming. much like him. ha because he s a big. nice wa
Family. gus will love again. no, you know what? i agree with this. it should be. for no other reason than across the world what they consider the dumb language, the easiest language to speak, is english. it s like everyone speaks english. like when you go to other countries and stuff they ll say what s your language in american. you re like english. no everyone speaks english. you can make it american because if you go to england they say we don t speak english we speak trash american jive talk which is a point of pride. so to will s point we speak american not that english tea-sipping [bleep] will: correct. [cheers and applause] greg: this is a great idea, jd vance should change it to american and not english. i d persuade it. you don t want to end up like canada they don t even have a language. you know how they communicate? by blinking. you ve got to get it.
There s nothing, nothing that can faze this group. we re chillin . we ve got tea sipping, we ve got celebrations, we have pink hair and purple hair. we have tattoos and dredlocks. we ve got white girls and black girls, and everything in between. straight girls and gay girls. hey! i couldn t be more proud to be a co-captain with carli and alex with this team. it s my absolute honor to lead this team out on the field. there s no other place that i would rather be, even in the presidential race. i m busy, i m sorry. to the staff, to the coaching staff, the technical staff, to