is crazy. okay, anyways. listen, i do my own version of celebrity gossip in the book. in the most innocuous way, i spill the tea on celebrities who have come out to me, so to speak, as fellow musical theater nerds. it is not such a joke. in my line of work, you come to learn who grew up on musical, and can appreciate a good show tune. i was so overjoyed to learn, you are one of them. i am a big fan, so any chance to drop your name in the book, i was happy. i come from a family of actors. my son, my sister, we love a good musical. i find this so much fascinating. it is a little bit of a spoiler. i thought randi rainbows a name, but it is your real name. please, explain the history of your amazing name.