All right t. Okay. Yes. Yes s. Happy. Happy monday. L of y good to see all of you. Ou good to see all of you. Except foro seof. So at a Campaign Stop in pittsburgh, joe biden toldo d supporters to send me to congress. I know. Aides clarified that he actually meant to say block shadow. Also in pittsburgh, the police is reducingty the number of cops on duty from three m to 7 a. M. And calls it not considered progress. Emergencies will nowes w be assigned to a telephoneil unit. Pr police stations will also be placing this sign on Theirec Precinct Doors as spring break begins in florida. Theyre alreadyasin up for wt the wet tshirt contest. Herest a photo of one of thett top contestants. Wel l, just gratuitous. Res no reason for that, really. At the oscars last nighton. , i people won in most major categories, including best actories incr, best actress, beo and best director. Well, at Leasrst The Host was black. I thank. Ill take it. Oh, i feel so good. G tha and asnk usual. The In Memoriam
Thats right. Didnt see that coming. I am. Dsm shillue in for greg gutfel. It is friday. And you know what that means. Welctswelcome tonights guests. Hes more than meets the eye because hes wearing spanx. Comedian joe mackie invitesirst Fox And Friends first. The New York Giants icon and his family, third, Fox And Friendsthir on the hot pyro, she is sleek, bleak, never meet. New york times Best Selling Author and Fox News Contributor captaiellingn. Ll eve and no one will ever sneak through this wall. New york times Best Selling Author comedian, former nwa world champion. Let okay, before we get to some news stories, lets this gregs leftovers. We y yes, its leftovers where s i read the jokes. We didnt get to this week. And just like when greg does it, its my first time readingad thesine. Earlier this week, President Biden had his annual physical. Doctors said hes in great shape for a man of his agece and pronounces death as Jones O Is My First Time reading this and pronounced his time of
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