totally, bro. this sanitizer puts new york to shame, just like we did in the 2004 a.l.c.s. dave roberts was too fast for mariano, bro. sorry, bro. too fast. our hand sanitizer ain t made by no prisoners, is it, markey? no, it s made by people who should be in prison but they got off because they re wicked smart. you want sanitizer you re in luck try our product yankees suck it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight: new york state of mind. plus, stephen welcomes and peter sarsgaard featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey! how are you? hllo, friends! it s nice to have you here. there you go! very nice. it just warms your heart to see these nice people here. how delightful. welcome, welcome, one and all to the late show. i m your host, stephen colbert. coronavirus is all anyone s talking about, and i ll talk about it some mor
oooh, it looks like someone passed out on the steering wheel again. get the poking stick, connie. there you go. give him a good jab. it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight: wednesday night fever. plus, stephen welcomes hank azaria and suzy nakamura featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) stephen: wooo! you can t catch me! ( cheers and applause ) stephen: ladies and gentlemen, friends, neighbors, countried men. welcome to the late show. i m your host, stephen colbert. is eerve you sound good. you people sound good. is everybody okay tonight? yeah! stephen: i m glad to hear that, this coronavirus, jon, it s making people anxious. people are really nervous. but at a time like this, we all need to laugh and to be together. from a distance of about 20 feet, something like that. quick programming note, starting on monday and this is true out of
class= nosel noCC > 01609&q=ken >Ken 9, Dave Foley 7, Ken Jeong 4, Suzy Nakamura 3, Marco Polo 3, Brody 3, Dr. Ken 3, Msnbc 2, Emma 2, Chris Hardwick 2, Bot 2, Sprint 2, God Dam 1, New Mexico 1, Doug Ben Son 1, Amanda 1, Ragazzini 1, Marco 1, Trump 1, Weirdoes 1 Network Comedy Central Duration 00:31:00 Scanned in San Francisco, CA, USA Language English Source Comcast Cable Tuner Virtual Ch. 745 Video Codec h264 Audio Cocec ac3 Pixel width 1920 Pixel height 1080 Audio/Visual sound, color