[applause] tucker: in the entire history of sad parties, that has got to take first place. it is like a roomful of aliens have gathered to act out this concept they just heard about called happiness. the head alien is a supernaturally strange being called kamala harris, who for reasons no one ever explains, walks into a room in the most secure building in the world with a piece of elasticizednt fabric over her face, but that is totally normal, just as the masked birthday celebration, this kamala harris then walks over to a man they claim is hera husband, who like her is for lease vaxxed, and he for some reason as a mask on his face too which suggest they don t actually live together or indeed have ever met. we don t know the truth but whatever it is, the two of them proceed to pantomime the most sexless imitation of a kiss imaginable, awkwardly rubbing
happy birthday to you [applause] tucker: in the entire history of sad parties, that has got to take first place. it is like a roomful of aliens have gathered to act out this concept they just heard about called happiness. the head alien is a supernaturally strange being called kamala harris, who for reasons no one ever explains, walks into a room in the most secure building in the world with a piece of elasticized fabric over her face, but that is totally normal, just as the masked birthday celebration, this kamala harris just then was over to a man they claim is her husband, who like her is for lease b23ed, and he for some reason as a mask on his face too which suggest they don t actually live together or indeed have ever met. we don t know the truth but whatever it is, the two of them proceed to pantomime the most