hello, america. i m jimmy fallon, the king locke of late night. greg gutfeld is out. and that s a good thing becaus,e would totally trash this jacket from my overweight figure skater collection like, listen, folks, greg bashes my wardrobe a lot. but in my defense, unlike greg, i can t borrow clothes from peter dinklage. jimmy. anyway, we have a great show for you tonight with a. but before we get to them, it is friday. now, the normal tradition on gutfeld is that we d open with leftovers. but seeing as it s the last episod leftov the e of 2023, the produe agreed to let me share my final thoughts on the year. if it s okay with you people. final thoughts now.. to be honest, 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot things. , for instance, but why taught us that this was not what customers meant when they asked the bartender for a beer with some nut some s nut so silly. yeah. the mulvaney story turned the of beers into the rodney king of beers. but
it s win or die. when you play the game of thrones, you are win or you die. there is no middle ground. right now watching a woke game of thrones on the left. and it has everything. suspense, betrayal. even violence. senator dianne feinstein of california made a costly error. she showed weakness. i have been doing this for 30 years. i know what i m doing. you come in here and say it has to be my way or the highway. i don t respond to that. we are the people that voted you. you are supposed to listen to us. how old are you? that s your job. i m 16. you can t vote for me. she votes. we re the ones it s impacted. it doesn t matter we are going to be the ones that are impacted. you know better than i do so i think one day you should run for the senate. jesse: it was at that moment that the left decided diane had to go. climate change is a religion. and that was blasphemy. what happened next was unavoidable. her own staffers stabbed her in the back. announci
wyoming, md ing in losing. she lost in a landslide to a trump backed candidate, harriet. she got creamed by 30 plus points. on the bright side, she is still more popular than monkeypox and she no longer has to pretend that she lives in wyoming. here s part of liz s concession speech. she really puts the liz in lizard. there is real stuff. two years ago i won this primary with 73% of the vote. i could easily have done the same again. the path was clear. but it would have required that i go along with president trump s lie about the 2020 election. it would have required that i enable his ongoing efforts to unravel our democratic system and attacked the foundations of our republic. that was a path i could not and would not take. greg: that podium has more charm. i mean, she s really i didn t realize how boring she was until we started doing stories on her. it s all about a threat to democracy. you know, maybe someone should tell liz she was voted out. that s democracy. [
wyoming, md ing in losing. she lost in a landslide to a trump backed candidate, harriet. she got creamed by 30 plus points. on the bright side, she is still more popular than monkeypox and she no longer has to pretend that she lives in wyoming. here s part of liz s concession speech. she really puts the liz in lizard. there is real stuff. two years ago i won this primary with 73% of the vote. i could easily have done the same again. the path was clear. but it would have required that i go along with president trump s lie about the 2020 election. it would have required that i enable his ongoing efforts to unravel our democratic system and attacked the foundations of our republic. that was a path i could not and would not take. greg: that podium has more charm. i mean, she s really i didn t realize how boring she was until we started doing stories on her. it s all about a threat to democracy. you know, maybe someone should tell liz she was voted out. that s democracy. [
should there be? laura clancy, author of running the family firm, is also here. but we ll start with dan walker, one of the big beasts of breakfast tv. he spent six years fronting the nation s most popular early morning television show. those 3am alarms must feel likejust a bad dream now, because on monday, he starts his new role at channel 5. dan walker, welcome to the media show. why did you make the move? well, it had nothing to do with the 3am start, although i am even though i ve stopped doing breakfast now for a couple of weeks, i am still waking up occasionally at that time in the morning. poor you. i think it takes a while to sort the body clock out. i think it isjust, if i m honest, just opportunity. i think channel 5 came and had a chat and sort of said in the nicest possible way, we want you. and they said, we don t want you to just do the news. we d like you to come and have a set number of hours every year of your contract to come and make tv for us. and i ve got