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Business, dagen mcdowell. En liberals would love to put this clay in the kiln cohost of trai that clay travis and protect thats show today, travis. Hes sharper than razor in styless hair with that taser. Comedian angela. Shes like a mannequin, pale and sometimes her arms fall offi. How is your tribute . Her cat tim . F all right, now, before we get to some news stories, lets do thi s. My bad. Gregs leftovers. Mm. Pop. Its leftovers. I read the jokes we did use this week. And as always, its my first time reading these. So if they , well, i just stick. It dynamite and put it in joe mackeys lunch. I think were going to say up his funnier. Sort of gone with my instincts. Here we go. Joe biden finally went to the devastation in hawaii week. He was he was reluctant to go until he found out a beach. I know hes an awful man. This week, Vivek Ramaswamy rfk jr. As current president ial candidates whove been spotted in Public Noirtlesed in s. All i can say is thank god shes not running terriblefo
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