well, yeah. here s what people are talking about. this is very interesting. i heard that yesterday, ivanka trump bumped into rosie o donnell at a restaurant here in new york. [ light laughter ] she said, i m sorry he s so obsessed with you. and ivanka was like, yeah, i m used to it. [ laughter ] listen to this. two more playboy videos were uncovered where donald trump makes a cameo. in any other election, a a candidate appearing in three pornos would end their just like, eh, what else you got? [ laughter and applause ] two more adult films were uncovered that featured an appearance by trump. when asked why it took so long to find them, reporters were like, we couldn t find anyone willing to google donald trump porno. [ laughter and applause ] you do it. i don t want to do it. i have kids. you do it. almost can t unsee that stuff. while speaking at a rally in nevada, yesterday, trump pointed out that a lot of ne-vah-da. yeah. but i think trump might have gotten a l
and featuring the legendary roots crew. questlove: 549! steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ?? ?? [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: hi, everybody! welcome! welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome. thank you very much. thank you, thank you, thank you. welcome to the tonight show. this is it. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] you guys are the show. what a crowd. hot new york city crowd. welcome, everybody. here s what people are talking about. this is very interesting. i heard that yesterday, ivanka trump bumped into rosie o donnell at a restaurant here in new york. [ light laughter ] she said, i m sorry he s so obsessed with you. and ivanka was like, yeah, i m used to it. [ laughter ] listen to this. two more playboy videos were uncovered where donald trump makes a cameo. in any other election, a a candidate appearing in three pornos would end their campaign, but this yea s got? [ laughter and applause ] two more adult films were uncovered that featured an appear
and featuring the legendary roots crew. questlove: 544! steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: oh, hey! enjoy yourself. welcome. welcome. please, have a seat. enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone to the tonight show. this is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. this is the one to be at tonight. hot show tonight. hot show! [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness. we ll get to the show. first, here s what everyone is talking about. of course, it is still the election. and i saw that hillary clinton actually went to her granddaughter s second birthday party instead of preparing for the first debate against trump. yeah. i guess she figured being around a bunch of screaming toddlers might help her even more. [ laughter and applause ] that s right, hillary went to her granddaughter s second birthday party. apparently she played her favorite party games duck, duck, question and pin the blame on
missouri. said melania, i m already in misery. [ laughter ] i m glad we all enjoyed that one. i liked that one, too. [ light laughter ] after this week s vice-presidential debate, both mike pence and tim kaine were criticized for repeatedly making false statements. that s my boy, said trump and hillary at the exact same time. [ laughter ] vanity fair editor graydon carter, who has been covering donald trump for more than 30 years has released a new article calling trump officially a joke. specifically a joke that starts a racist, a garbage can, and a tanning bed walk into a bar. [ laughter ] the atlantic magazine endorsed hillary clinton this week and called donald trump appallingly sexist, erratic, secretive, and xenophobic. said trump, i am not secretive. [ laughter ] and finally, a new poll shows hillary clinton leading donald trump among hispanic voters in florida by 24 points. oh, i m sorry, i misread that. 24 million points. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen,
and featuring the legendary roots crew. questlove: 544! steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ?? ?? [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: oh, hey! enjoy yourself. welcome. welcome. please, have a seat. enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone to the tonight show. this is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. this is the one to be at tonight. hot show tonight. hot show! [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness. first, here s what everyone is talking about. of course, it is still the election. and i saw that hillary clinton actually went to her granddaughter s second birthday party instead of preparing for the first debate against trump. yeah. i guess she figured being around a bunch of screaming toddlers might help her even more. [ laughter and applause ] that s right, hillary went to her granddaughter s second birthday party. apparently she played her favorite party games duck, duck, question and pin the blame on the i.t. gu [ laught