love it and we ll give you an award for it. carson: and so it has come to this. fallon: i thought that johnny carson came with the tv set. leno: what the hell were you thinking? ray: dave was the new johnny, for me. letterman: i m not exactly a computer. slow down. meyers: it felt. edgy before i was probably old enough to appreciate what edgy was. man: you better be as good as letterman. o brien: i ll give it a shot. o brien: my heart dropped through my butt. it exited my butt. stewart: holy [beep] [beep]. noah: this is madness. absolute madness. kimmel: it makes every hair on my body stand up. kimmel: we re on! kimmel: but nobody s a late night host until they are one. clinton: tomorrow we will drown out the negative voices that have held us back for too long. reporter: after a night of fires, looting, and violence, five people are dead. katie: the end of an era. after ruling late night television for 30 years, johnny carson steps down tonight. [distant applause]
Backboard and a soulam dunk wit that sound bite roll you did at the pop. i don t know if you understand my metaphor, but lie like it. mike, let s talk about sarah sanders response. the trump administration has done more to stop russia, to be tough on russia in the past year than president obama did in the eight years he was in office. well, first of all, i understand your metaphor. it was great. hallie gave me a stone face. i felt like it really wasn t hitting with her at all. i watch a lot of basketball. let me say a couple of things. first of all, let s be clear about who has the authority to do what. admiral rogers is not a policy maker. it is not his job to get a greenlight to go do what you want. that is a decision that needs to be taken by policy makers.