[applause] [ ] greg all right. All right. Yes. Yes. You just wait until after the show. It is friday so you know what that means. Thats welcome tonights guests. She is so pure Hunter Biden tried to snort her, Shannon Bream he is as cheerful as an orphan with tuberculosis, Comedian David angelo as the former miss Citrus Everything that she touches is freshly squeezed. Morgan ortegas he can see your house from up there. New york times bestselling Author And Comedian tyrus before we get to some News Stories lets do this. [ ] gregs leftovers. Greg it is leftovers. What i read the jokes that we do not use this week. As always it is my first time reading them so if they suck we will tie Joe Machi to the slender trunk of a sapling and as it slowly grows into a large tall tree he hangs himself. That was. Greg it will take 89 years. But it is worth it. The Iraqi Parliament lowered the legal Marriage Age for girls to nine years old. Guess who is now Condo Hunting in baghdad . In a resurfaced int
Hadnt been widely shared. Daniel sandford, thank you very much. And you can see much more on that over the course of the afternoon on the Bbc News channel. Time for a look at the weather. Heres tomasz shafernaker. Hello, and good afternoon, i am so delighted to bring you a forecast full of optimism, we have been advertising for days that the weather is set to improve and, indeed, it is, it will be increasingly sunny and warm. But not at the moment, there is a bit of a blip in the weather, across central and western areas of the uk. There is a Weather Front here and currently, it is stuck. The reason why it is stuck is because it is riding up against this area of High Pressure and there are a number of Weather Fronts. Pressure and there are a number of weatherfronts. And pressure and there are a number of Weather Fronts. And as they approach the High Pressure, they slow down. Think of the High Pressure as a mountain so as a Weather Front approaches with a Building Area of High Pressure,
Years. So i dont see myself anywhere else but here. A pathway to citizenship is not the only thing advocates want addressed. They called on the Biden Administration to also work to reunite all families separated by the Trump Administration. Here was the president earlier this week speaking with my colleague craig melvin about the challenges his Administration Currently faces. Heres what happened. The failure to have a real transition, cooperation from the last administration, like every other administration has done, so we didnt find out that they had fired a whole lot of people, that they were understaffed considerably. We didnt know any of that on my first day. We didnt know that. Joining me now, to discuss the president S Immigration agenda is kyler moran, a special Assistant To The President of the domestic policy council. Thanks for joining us. President biden called for congress to send him a bill, creating a path to citizenship for undocumented immigrants, does the white house h
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praised the antimissile defence systems which intercepted a berridge of russian rockets over kyiv overnight. let me show you the footage from the defence systems in action. ukraine says 18 missiles were shot down, including six of the hypersonic weapons that president putin had claimed are unstoppable. ukrainian officials have declined to comment on a claim moscow that one missile got through air defences to destroy a us built the latest barrage came just hours after president zelensky wrapped up a european tour, in which he was promised billions of dollars worth of new military aid by western allies. live now to kyiv where i can speak to the ukrainian lawyer and politician, lesia vasylenko. thank you so much for being with us here once again on bbc news. give me a sense of what it was like during the night with that pharos from russia. ~ ., , ., ., russia. well, it was one of the most intense nights russia. well, it was one of the most intense nights tonight, russia. we