greg: i remember when i made $25,000 a year thinking i made $25,000 a year and then you found out you weren t making that at all. everything was everything you thought like you could go and buy something and that thing would cost a hundred dollars but the hundred dollars you had wasn t real. that was my, my depressing thought for today. anybody want to join me? okay, ted. ted asks, scott, whatever your name is, what is the first thing that shocked you as an adult. scott: i think it was that i had to make my own dinner. i forgot until i got my own apartment and i was like who s cooking and i was like oh, it was me. my mom was a terrible cook so irked have learned sooner but instead i was an anorexic. buck: i had a bit of a shock in new york because i thought landlords would be like you seem like a good guy you ll take good care of the place, we re going to give you a special price.
greg: i wish you could just take an iso shot of buck sexton s face right now. [laughter]. tyrus: when s that plane to scotland leaving? greg:. greg: starting to have second thoughts about the kilt, are you? scott: i love kilts. greg: i bet you do. tyrus: especially at central park. buck: oh, man. greg: kat, so anyway, i get the feeling that this was artificially created? right? because it s basically saying either you re a meat head or you re enlightened, rather than saying masculine or not kat: i think that we have really started to use the word science. greg: yes kat: because all thinks saying is you re really one thing or really another thing or you re somewhere in the middle. that s just like the plot of goldilocks. [laughter] kat: it s not science. they studied you didn t study. greg: no. and it s like canada.
Bay check. but then one day if you get all your [bleep] right you re a completely different animal and you start saying things like no. and if she doesn t listen, i m going to the park. [laughter]. scott: that s why you look familiar. greg:. greg: oh, my god. yeah. you know, you should be the one lucky guy on outnumbered. buck. buck: i m okay. greg: you want to take a pass on that one? why is it that every time you re on the show you always feel like you re the most uncomfortable person on earth. buck: no, i m good. i m good. what were we talking about again? greg: i m going to move on because we have a second topic unless you want to answer. buck: no, we can go. we can go to the next one. give me first dibs at the next one. tyrus: speed round. greg: next topic, babies in places you normally never would find them t wall street journal
Had a girlfriend. those drama girls will sleep with anybody. greg: let me guess pippen, did you do pippen, fiddler on the roof? scott: don t bring you music jokes because the whole show will become about that. no bye bye birdie and things you couldn t do. greg: he s right. they left me out of a lot of reindeer games, kat. what was your favorite class? kat: english because i was good at it. greg: yeah? kat: yeah, i liked to read and write and be good at it. that s it. greg: well, you proved that just now. that was a complete sentence. kat: yep. greg: it s paid off. tyrus? school of hard knocks. tyrus: no, i m still going through that, i ain t graduated yet. you know what? probably when i got into science, i think when i really got into biology and zoology i was hooked. the only thing was i couldn t
Tend to be smarter but that doesn t trans stoned chess because it is a one movement at a time. but that doesn t tran send because most women aren t interested in chess, because for some reason it s a man s game. so now women are getting involved but they re kind of behind. but again goes back to the thing, when you take away the opportunity without getting in their face there s no complaints. not that there s going to be i don t think there s a huge amount of transgender chess players marching outside of fox demanding equal pay. greg: that would be amazing. scott: i would love to watch that. it s really hard for gay men like my husband and i the male female thing. because my husband s stronger but i have the money. and i can t be a woman because i m a comedian. i don t write the rules, babe. that s the way it is. tyrus: 22nd timeout you were cool with a pedophile joke. he makes one joke.