Travis and buck sexton show, buck sexton! [cheers and applause]. greg: he hales from silicon valley bank, which means he loves the smell of urine. actor and comedian scott capurro! [cheers and applause]. greg: she cheered at the end of old yeller, fox news contributor, kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: and psychics needs a gps to read his palm, my massive side kick and the nwa world champion, tyrus! [cheers and applause]. greg: all right. before we get to some news stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: yeah, leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always my first time reading them. so if we succeed we ll put joe mackey in a barrel and send him over niagara falls.
This freedom. so i really i couldn t wait to get away from it all so once i was i was like greg: that ace an interesting point. that s where we split people into groups, the group of people who can t wait and the other people who were terrified. tyrus: i always a chais was kept away through doors and windows because my mom thought i would wander out, i was like no i m trying to escape let me out i ll figure it out. scott: the auto insurance was a thing too because i was my dad s until i was an adult and i cashed my car right away because try sand was on the radio and if try sand is on the rye the gay s arms are in the air, i couldn t help it, and then bang. greg: up next, a senate run s at steak for a woman who s oven baked. [cheers and applause]
scott: and i can t be a pedophile because i hate children. [laughter]. scott: and they laugh. greg: that s not even the worst jokes he has, trust me. all right we ve got to move on, going to burst a blood vessel. up next a closer glimpse at macho men and dopey wimps. this is a wild one. (ella) fashion moves fast. (jen) so we partner with verizon to take our operations to the next level. (marquis) with a custom private 5g network.
scott: this was a civil judgment right? tyrus: yeah, yeah. scott: saying it s a criminal statute where you can actually get locked up for it i believe in some places. greg: is that why you stopped? [laughter] buck: i should have gotten the earlier flight. [laughter] buck: anyway, i didn t have a window seat available, so here i am. scott: we can make a happy face out of it. seriously. we can fix that. buck: i don t even know what the hell he s talking about. this has gone off the rails. but i think when the judgment i will say this. when the judgment is that big, i think it actually sends it s meant to send a message but he s not going to pay any of this he s going to declare bankruptcy so i think you have to find other ways to punish excuse me bags for this. we. greg: we will move on now. greg: we will move on now. life lessons from the heart make
Women getting mathematics because and he was the first cancellation, he was the treasure secretary and had a great role in the social network. greg: and just gone kat: you can t answer that. i ve said it before and i will do it again for all of you. i think that men are better than women at chess, but that s because women are more emotionally intelligent than men are. which means that there are far less likely to have the kind of social life that would force them to resort to competitive chess. [cheers and applause] kat: no, because even if you re playing competitive chess as a woman, you probably have at least some friends, right? so you re using some of your brain to form meaningful emotional connections, which is great, but also is probably not an advantage in a robot brain sport like chess. scott: people only care about women in chess if they re hot like the series in netflix. she was completely delicious so