keep this going. go. stop. s enougall right, that s enoug. that s enough. so the last time i looked, america was supposed to be a meritocracy. ever since the landed, wherever we knew there d be welcome wagon, you had to work to eat. and it wasn t like you could go running to h.r. if you weren t happy and had complaints. and for that reason was generally the best person who always got the job. eren t and had well, most of th course, there were injustices, but we ve alwaysices but a natif achievers. i mean, look at me. where else can a guy go from huhumble chippendales dancer to the king of late night? yeah. stop it. stop it! stop! stop with this spontaneous applause. on sale today, where ever priceless works of art are soldl . probably go to amazon and get it right now. but things have changed. meritocracworks ofd n amay, now mediocrity. and i m not just saying that because jesse watters has, an 8 p.m. show. why him? bey him. s he even wonders that himself. today, whe
but i feel that the large venue is just it s a very exciting night, and when you don t have that, it takes a lot of it takes a lot of energy out. that s donald trump pushing for a crowd at the presidential debates, which is not currently part of the terms he agreed to yesterday. we ll go through all the debate drama in just a moment. also ahead we ll bring in expert legal analysis on the former president s criminal trial in new york as his former fixer, michael cohen, is expected to return to the stand later this morning. plus, the latest out of china on russian president vladimir putin s state visit to beijing, which comes amid his arm s escalating offensive in north eastern ukraine. good morning and welcome to way too early on this thursday, may 16th. i m jonathan lemire. thanks for starting your day with us. and we ll begin today with some major, major news on the 2024 campaign. after uncertainty about whether the two leading candidates would ever debate each o
us here. i ask you guys more for. all right. yeah. yeah. hank you. very, very nice. nice. control yourselves. rol yourthere s only one of me,g but thanks for being here ht.tonight because we re abouta have a difficult conversation. r well, if i had a dollar for every time i heard that from my urologist. oh, but truthfully, this one s tough. so first, let s say this to warning, what you re about to hear is a serious topic. if you don t think you can joke about a serious story, we considere you consider spending the next 15 minutes doing some macrame, a few setst up sit ups were reag an online brochure about timeshares. but if you can handl you can ha subject with a few jokes sprinkled in, then we ve gota a good one for you. all right. well, i m glad you guys all stayed. russel now, i need to start out and by pointing out russell brand and i are friends. do i know him well? no. h when i lived in london, i knew of himim. , his reputation was as well known as winston church
president biden: my sons as ,. jesse: barack obama pushes biden off the stage, and look who s back. at what a great evening! this is the second woman in our cabinet to be killed by an illegal alien, in both cases are suspect it s. jesse: biden migrants are raping and killing americans? chris hansen is here. never use the word is smart with me. never use that word? you know what, nothing smart about you. jesse: the debate rules are set, that the best man win. plus. his name is ben. [ ] jesse: nothing says someone like a barbecue, president eisenhower loved glinka so much he put weber on the white house roof? you can see the smoke and smell the steak from pennsylvania avenue. that everybody in washington can melt with a girl like that. schumer posted a picture of himself manning the grill of filled with hotdogs and a pale gray burger patty. why no smoke or sizzling? because schumer does not have a heat knob is cranked up. slapped a slice of cheese on raw pa
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