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Greg t thank you. Oh, it was for everybody. Happy wednesday, everyone. So too big surprises. O donald trump has won enoughs delegates to become the gops presumptive nominee and joe biden is still alive. Politico is reporting that bidens advance team is full of, quote, turmoil and toxicity, using the same phrase to describepresiden the president s underwear. Onderwearh, i know who writes filth. You do. Filth . I know. Scientists are reportedly close to resurrecting the extinct mas Wooly Mammoth after a stem cell breakthrough. Bthey were able to do this by harvesting cells from the mammoths distant cousin. Its not fair to pachyderms. Ogiz i know that would apologize to the Wooly Mammoth. Hong kongs newest superhero is an animated called. After speaking of animated turds. Not we didnt even writen a punchline. A Spring Breaker admitted to cocaine use in an interview on Fox And Friends and her friends and family weretraged outraged that she appeared on Fox And Friends is there for that. Chu
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stor y out of washington. now back to regular programming already in progress. dosee the unrwa, which, by the way, claims to providepale assistance to palestinian refugees. now, according to the documentsn while 12 employees took part in the october 7th hamas terror attacks, including seven who stormed into israeli territory or allegedly responsibleg seve r truly despicable acts and intelligence shared with thedespicab united states, estimates that about 1200 abployees of this agency have links to hamas or the palestinian islamic. orin light of these allegation, the u.s. and many other countries, they have cut funding. s spar so to the agency, which haske sparked outrage from the radical left. even congressman cosio cortez calli is calling for funding to beng restored immediately. shocker. as did bernie sanders, who said, quote, we cannot allow millions to suffero said because of the alleged actions of 12 people. echoing remarks from the white actions house. take a look.