[crowd ohs] p> oh, my goodness. is hat sceee from the movie the human centipede? [laughter] i hear it s really ssary. -ppext week, we find out if thh wwrld of warcraft freakkout was -plegit. [screaming] [laughter] that s actuully a good place to keep the remmte. you ll never lose it. hey, make sure you follow me on duriig the shows and makeesure you come see me on the tosh tour 2010. see you next week. [cheers & applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central [ the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] stephen: thank you. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting see it stephen] [cheers and applause] yes! [cheers and applause] welcome. welcome to the report. good to have you with us. thank you so much. thank you, friends. [cheers and applause] folks, ladies and gentlemen, with an army like you at my back, i m ready to go to battle any day of the week. [cheers and applause] and it s time to march again because there s no getting around it, folks we ve g
captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org [cheers and applause] jon: buy this book. buy. this that s our show. here it is your moment o captioning sponsored by comedy central [ the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] stephen: thank you. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting see it stephen] [cheers and applause] yes! [cheers and applause] welcome. welcome to the report. good to have you with us. thank you so much. thank you, friends. [cheers and applause] folks, ladies and gentlemen, with an army like you at my back, i m ready to go to battle any day of the week. [cheers and applause] and it s time to march again because there s no getting around it, folks we ve got to talk about it. last night s state of the union address. big whup-iditdo. what type of narcissistic jerk expects people to tune in to hear a room full of people mindlessly cheer him. [cheers and applause] it is pathetic. [ laughter
captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org [cheers and applause] jon: buy this book. buy. this that s our show. here it is your moment o captioning sponsored by comedy central [ the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] stephen: thank you. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting see it stephen] [cheers and applause] yes! [cheers and applause] welcome. welcome to the report. good to have you with us. thank you so much. thank you, friends. [cheers and applause] folks, ladies and gentlemen, with an army like you at my back, i m ready to go to battle any day of the week. [cheers and applause] and it s time to march again because there s no getting around it, folks we ve got to talk about it. last night s state of the union address. big whup-iditdo. what type of narcissistic jerk expects people to tune in to hear a room full of people mindlessly cheer him. [cheers and applause] it is pathetic. [ laughter
do we have a money show for you tonight. we will get jane sanders two cents on her husband s campaign. we ll have the million dollar question and ted cruz one pence none the richer. first, all that glitters is not gold. the second day in a row protesters clash with police with holds the delegate rich primary on june 7th. today protesters delay the trump speech at the california republican convention by swarming the venue. surmounting barricades and charging past police officers toward the hotel where trump was scheduled to speak. that was about 400 miles where last night anti-trump protesters scuffled with trump supporters, blocked an intersection and broke the windows of the police car. 17 protesters were arrested. there s a lot of people in this country who do not like donald trump. that will wrack up a lot of bills trying to protect order and that this spectacle and violence that occur will be a reality for the trump campaign as long as he s in the race. if you re tryi