[ laughter ] i mean, its not like hes actually going to read it. Hes only ever really looked at something before signing it once. [ laughter ] y,esident trump tweeted to quote, the democrats who know steel slats wall are necessary for Border Security are putting politics over country. Okay, first, it was going to be a 30foot concrete wall. , w were down to steel slats. Before you know s going to tweet, we must have the rocks and tumbleweeds for Border Security. [ laughter ] well, you guys, tonight is our last show [ audience aws ] of the year. Of the year. Wally, you got to be faster with those cards. [ laughter ] [ applause ] just sign an executive order for all i know. [ laughter ] President Trump will travel tomorrow to his maralago so in florida to begin his 16day vacation where he will spend the Holiday Season in the company of loved one. [ laughter ] you had a great year. You had a great ar. Thats right. Trump will travel to his omaralago resort tomorras more commonly known, the
Border wall. Hey, just tell him its in there. [ laughter ] i mean, its not like hes actually going to read it. Hes only ever really looked at something before signing it once. [ laughter ] President Trump tweeted today, quote, the democrats who know steel slats wall are necessary for Border Security are putting politics over country. Okay, first, it was going to be a 30foot concrete wall. Now were down to steel slats. Before you know it, hes going to tweet, we must have the rocks and tumbleweeds for Border Security. [ laughter ] well, you guys, tonight is our last show [ audience aws ] of the year. Of the year. Wally, you got to be faster with those cards. [ laughter ] [ applause ] just sign an executive order for all i know. [ laughter ] President Trump will travel tomorrow to his maralago resort in florida to begin his 16day vacation where he will spend the Holiday Season in the company of loved one. [ laughter ] you had a great year. You had a great year. Thats right. Trump will tra
According to cnn, President Trump is leading the push for a full and rapid withdrawal of u. S. Troops from syria. Apparently he just fnd out that syria does not share a border with mexico. [ laughter ] cnn has obtained new documents showing that President Trump gn a letter of intent to move forward with negotiations to build a trump towern russia, despite his attorney Rudy Giuliani claiming that the doment was never signed. Said giuliani, thats not leumps signature. The document wasly signed by someone named aye yai yai aye yai yai yai [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] adlight laughter ] Senate Majority mitch mcconnell, today, introduced a bill to fund the government through february 8th. Apparently there was a lot of concern about Government Employees being left in a lurch over the holidays. And what happened then . Well, in whoville they say mcconnells neck grew three sizes that d. [ slide whistle ] [ laughter and applaus google has unveiled its list of the most searched celebriti
[ laughter ] according to cnn, President Trump is leading the push for a full and rapid withdrawal of u. S. Troops from syria. Apparently he just found out that syria does not share a border with mexico. [ laughter ] cnn has obtained new documents showing that President Trump signed a letter of intent to move forward with negotiations to build a trump tower in russia, despite his attorney Rudy Giuliani claiming that the document was never signed. Said giuliani, thats not trumps signature. The document was clearly signed by someone named aye yai yai aye yai yai yai [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ light laughter ] Senate Majority leader mitch mcconnell, today, introduced a bill to fund the government through february 8th. Apparently there was a lot of concern about Government Employees being left in a lurch over the holidays. And what happened then . Well, in whoville they say mcconnells neck grew three sizes that day. [ slide whistle ] [ laughter and applause ] google has unveile
[ light laughter ] damn this keurig machine where do i pour in the folgers . Ughter ] Vice President mike pence today an unced plans to establish u. S. Space command. Because mike pence knows better than anyone how to space out [ laughter ]tr presidenps Reelection Campaign has established a d ecial hotline that supporters can use to call ave a message thanking trump for his service. Or just as likely, hell pick up. [ ght laughter ] no, no, im not busy. Tell me im great. [ laughter ] oh, whats that . You have to go . [ laughter ] well, im the president , so you have to stay. [ laughter ] President Trump has apparently asked his cabinet secretaries to look at whether their agencies have funding that can be used toward the border wall. Man, hes really obsessed th building a wall. Mr. President , your policies are incribly, incredibly cruel towards immigrants. Youre damaging the economy and our society to the pnt where coming to america to pursue a better life wont even be a logical option