captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) stephen: welcome to the report. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. thank you for joining us! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen: thank you so much. (cheers and applause) folks, folks, you know we are still if you know anything about the news business, folks, august is notoriously a slow news month. who can forget the summer of 75 when walter cronkite did a ten part series on spoons, the middle child of the dinner table. (laughter) still, every few augusts you get a story so big you can t help but sink your teeth into it. and tonight i m proud to say we have the latest on the gripping story of the rodeo clown who put on an obama mask. (laughter) yes, i m sure you all know. some said the
of the entertainment, carry on. and folks, this story goes beyond the giant power vacuum atop missouri s rodeo cowboy association. it s much ado about nothing. and nobody adoes nothing like fox news dana perino. jim. rodeos, every president is always made fun of. they are the subject of ridicule. this is the height of achievement, to be made fun of by the rodeo clown, is actually success. this is a big deal if you get made fun of by the rodeo clown, you have made it. exactly. i mean nobel paez peace prize, meh, first black president, what else. but there is no higher honor than having a clown run around a dirt arena wearing a grotesque mask of your face while the announcer asked the cheering crowd who wants to see this guy trampled? and yes, barack obama has not thanked the rodeo clowns. i guess i shouldn t be surprised. he never seemed grateful when the tea party honored him with those charly chaplin mustaches. nation p if you know me, you know i love burning fossil fuel
some said the media would be thrown off this rodeo story in a second. (laughter) but nobody, nobody rides this kind of bull like the heroes of cable news. jim? from the state fair asked the crowd if they wanted to see a rodeo clown with an obama mask run down by a bull. another clown playing with the obama mask slips. a rodeo clown who performed during the missouri state fair while wearing a mask of president obama has been banned from performing at the missouri state fare ever again. the missouri rodeo cowboy association president, he also resigned in the midst of this clown fallout. there is some new fallout over this whole rodeo clown issue. the rodeo announcer at the event now stepping down as president of missouri s rodeo cowboy association has all of this gone way too far? stephen: oh, it s gone way too far. the clown s been fired. the announcer resigned. the cowboy association s president has resigned. and countless bulls have been jabbed in the gonads with e
it was good the first time i went but it s gone downhill. now i go back every tuesday to see if things get better. wait, that sounds like you re talking about the voice. i think this mani is a pedophile. i can t be sure. good eclairs though. you can be sure. they are great eclairs. i came in and asked for a chocolate donut and was promptly [beep]. that s why we got a b on the window. tosh fans are not funny. couldn t agree with you more. thanks, foodies, good night. [ applause ] captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) stephen: welcome to the report. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. thank you for joining us! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen: thank you so much. (cheers and applause) folks, folks, you know we are still if you know anything about the news business, folks, august is notoriously a slow news month. who c
that s our show. thank you so much. thank you so much for watching, please join news september when the real jon returns. i have loved this. here it is, your moment of zen. i said the first thing i was going to does as mayor was hold a press conference tearing out your tearing captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) stephen: welcome to the report. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. thank you for joining us! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen: thank you so much. (cheers and applause) folks, folks, you know we are still if you know anything about the news business, folks, august is notoriously a slow news month. who can forget the summer of 75 when walter cronkite did a ten part series on spoons, the middle child of the di