Oh, my god, kate, that chicken is amazing. Whats your secret . Well, i let it cook for 20 minutes. And then i sprinkle on just a little merric merrick garland. Garland. And then the Senate Rejects it. cheers and applause . Trevor well have more on that tomorrow, chatting more about that tomorrow but right now were still dealing with last nights primaries. It was the secretary super tuesday in three weeks, and this one really delivered. For instance, on the democratic side, Hillary Clinton racked up wins in every state, meaning shes started to look like a broken hip on the set of indiana joneindiana jones 5. A clean sweep for Hillary Clinton. Clinton moves closer to locking up the democratic nomination. Her delegate lead is now 700 making it all but impossible for sanders to make up the difference before july. Trevor yes, sad but true. Its not looking good for Bernie Sanders. But and its a big but that does not skews what happened last night on all the cable news networks. Nobody showed
I want to give a shoutout to my childhood bff, kirsten, for that time i thought i was born without a hole for a penis to go in, so you looked at my vagina and verified that i did. Love you, bitch ohhh [ cheers and applause ] and a shoutout to t. J. And pete for being here. [ cheers and applause intensify petes podcast you made it weird is available on itunes and nerdist. You can see t. J. Miller on silicon valley. Season 3 premieres on hbo in april. See you next week, pervs yeah [ cheers and applause continue ] from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central trevor welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah. Thank you, everyone. Our musical guest joining us on the show tonight, brian fallon, everybody cheers and applause put first a quick shoutout to judge merrick garland, who president obama today nominated to the supreme court. Yeah, ive got to say, i love it already merrick g
You covered bernie speaking. Its literally box shaped. Trust us. The minute that the podium does something, you can just switch over. At his next speech, Bernie Sanders should just come out dressed as trumps podium. That way nobody will be able to ignore him. People will say, thats, that podium is correct. Wall street is corrupt. Good job, podium. Come oguys. Bernie is still in the race. Give him some respect. You know who is not still in the race . Little marco . Yes, very sad. He suspended his campaign after lose higz home state to trump. And poor rubio. You know, like so many cubans before him, he got smoked by an obnoxious rich man in florida. laughter and whats worse is that he couldnt even get through his speech with dignity. I want to congratulate donald trump on his victory, a big victory in florida. While it is not gods plan they be president in 2016, or maybe ever, and while today my campaign is suspected, this horrifying downtown trump for president bleep . Trevor come on, p