(cheers and applause) stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen: come on, come on, yay! (cheers and applause) crazy, that s crazy! welcome to the report. thank you for joining us, ladies and gentlemen. good to have you with us. thank you so much. folks, folks, i got to say, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being here that gets me right here that gets me right here. and folks when you give me, when you give to me the love and the night it makes me want to start a tell thon, to give back the joy and the happy and the kind. i wish hi better news to start the show off but once again, this is who is attacking me now. nation, i come to you tonight a troubled man. you see, in these dark times we cling to our sacred institutions, the church, the family, the google. but today, today i am a drift. cast about like a cork in a typhoon, the foundations of my very self have been undermined bec
good to have you with us. thank you so much. folks, folks, i got to say, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being here that gets me right here that gets me right here. and folks when you give me, when you give to me the love and the night it makes me want to start a tell thon, to give back the joy and the happy and the kind. i wish hi better news to start the show off but once again, this is who is attacking me now. nation, i come to you tonight a troubled man. you see, in these dark times we cling to our sacred institutions, the church, the family, the google. but today, today i am a drift. cast about like a cork in a typhoon, the foundations of my very self have been undermined because this afternoon i found an error on the internet. yes, oh you heard that right. and folks, this time it was about me. you see, folks, when i googled myself this afternoon, as i do every day at 3:00 sharp, i have a full fibrous lunch, then to the bathroom, google myself until i come out. folks
(cheers and applause) stephen: boom, pow! (cheers and applause) stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen: come on, come on, yay! (cheers and applause) crazy, that s crazy! welcome to the report. thank you for joining us, ladies and gentlemen. good to have you with us. thank you so much. folks, folks, i got to say, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being here that gets me right here that gets me right here. and folks when you give me, when you give to me the love and the night it makes me want to start a tell thon, to give back the joy and the happy and the kind. i wish hi better news to start the show off but once again, this is who is attacking me now. nation, i come to you tonight a troubled man. you see, in these dark times we cling to our sacred institutions, the church, the family, the google. but today, today i am a drift. cast about like a cork in a typhoon, the foundati
nation, i come to you tonight a troubled man. you see, in these dark times we cling to our sacred institutions, the church, the family, the google. but today, today i am a drift. cast about like a cork in a typhoon, the foundations of my very self have been undermined because this afternoon i found an error on the internet. yes, oh you heard that right. and folks, this time it was about me. you see, folks, when i googled myself this afternoon, as i do every day at 3:00 sharp, i have a full fibrous lunch, then to the bathroom, google myself until i come out. folks, i was horrified to learn that the google celebrity profile of me lists my height at 5, 10. 5, 10? what does is that measured in, hectares? because it sure as [bleep] isn t feet and inches, google. i am 5, 11. these people know. these people know. you can see it. 5, 11 i have been 5, 11 since i was 14 years old. and i am speaking directly to google c.e.o. larry page right now. which camera do i need which camera do
yay! (cheers and applause) crazy, that s crazy! welcome to the report. thank you for joining us, ladies and gentlemen. good to have you with us. thank you so much. folks, folks, i got to say, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being here that gets me right here that gets me right here. and folks when you give me, when you give to me the love and the night it makes me want to start a tell thon, to give back the joy and the happy and the kind. i wish hi better news to start the show off but once again, this is who is attacking me now. nation, i come to you tonight a troubled man. you see, in these dark times we cling to our sacred institutions, the church, the family, the google. but today, today i am a drift. cast about like a cork in a typhoon, the foundations of my very self have been undermined because this afternoon i found an error on the internet. yes, oh you heard that right. and folks, this time it was about me. you see, folks, when i googled myself this afternoon, as