tips. you know, when you are at the barbershop it s always important to get your head close to the mirror. just when you get that poofy hair you want to press it this is what jesse does before the show all the time. just pounds his head. judge jeanine: is that a cat? looks like a goat. greg: the greatest of all time animal. judge jeanine: what is wrong with that? jesse: narcissist. greg: narcissist. [laughter] judge jeanine: okay. i m next. a massachusetts couple is excited for the destination wedding in italy the only problem is the dog ate the passport. the guy didn t want to take advantage and call the wedding off, so they called their local congressman and they told him that their golden retriever chickee short for chicken cutlet ate the passport so they got a new passport. dana: i bet that makes people mad getting passports.
tips. you know, when you are at the barbershop it s always important to get your head close to the mirror. just when you get that poofy hair you want to press it this is what jesse does before the show all the time. just pounds his head. judge jeanine: is that a cat? looks like a goat. greg: the greatest of all time animal. judge jeanine: what is wrong with that? jesse: narcissist. greg: narcissist. [laughter] judge jeanine: okay. i m next. a massachusetts couple is excited for the destination wedding in italy the only problem is the dog ate the passport. the guy didn t want to take advantage and call the wedding off, so they called their local congressman and they told him that their golden retriever chickee short for chicken cutlet ate the passport so they got a new passport. dana: i bet that makes people
fingernails. you see some women in uniform who have you re asking me, poofy hair dos for example, or even braids that could get caught in machinery and lipstick and makeup has to be attuned with your own skin color. no purples, no hot tamale reds on your lips and men s fingernails can t go beyond their fingers, caught me at a good time. women s fingers can be a quarter inch. but some women in uniform are fudging a little on the rules. they are looking good but it s not what necessarily what the army wants. okay. that s safe to say i won t be in the army, my poofy hair and what is it hot tamale red lipstick, have to leave that at home. the fashion maven that will go down in history there. it s a pleasure.