greg: yeah, all right, let s welcome tonight s guests. he looks like a car salesman and smells like an air freshener, cohost of fox and friends first, todd piro. don t let the accent fool you she s here to school you, cohost of the bottom line on fox business, dagen mcdowell! [cheers and applause] greg: he knows eight ways to kill a man with a paper clip, nine if it s rusty. former cia operative and host of the president s daily brief podcast, mike baker! [cheers and applause] greg: and if walls could talk, her office would be in witness protection. new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. well, that s about it for me. before we get to some new stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: yeah. it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always it s my first time reading them. so if we suck we ll staple joe machi to a wall and use his head as a dart board. earlier
[cheers and applause] greg: yeah, all right, let s welcome tonight s guests. he looks like a car salesman and smells like an air freshener, cohost of fox and friends first, todd piro. don t let the accent fool you she s here to school you, cohost of the bottom line on fox business, dagen mcdowell! [cheers and applause] greg: he knows eight ways to kill a man with a paper clip, nine if it s rusty. former cia operative and host of the president s daily brief podcast, mike baker! [cheers and applause] greg: and if walls could talk, her office would be in witness protection. new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. well, that s about it for me. before we get to some new stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: yeah. it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always it s my first time reading them. so if we suck we ll staple joe machi to a wall and use his head as
how did you know she didn t go to a party or have a date. that denim skirt would g a long way. then i will be famous. i would love to turn and say remember you used to pay money when i would put smiles on your faces? that left me empty. so do me a favor and my cell phone bill is kind of high. think of the penis joke i used to do and cash is okay too. it didn t occur to her that she may have to get a job. she is asking for donations. continue she grab a swiver. no, she thinks she is going to be best friends with oprah because she did this. she thinks she will write a book the editor will love her. if you are having a moment you don t put it on video. that s the girl who breaks up with a guy and then puts up 75 instagram posts up to show how
Allowed to host the show? it would be awesome. it would be awesome. i fought for the right to vote for nothing. andy? don t you wish jews were allowed to host this show? sherrod, jews are allowed to do whatever we want in the media, you know that. i learned something though. what? the three black people watching the show should take note, from you in new york and want to get a cab, black people, hold a microphone. that was a family sedan i jumped in. it wasn t a cab. there was a family in that car. my point holds. holding a microphone is not so scary. and that was not a mic by the way, i was just happy to see them. penis joke. bill, you were asleep most of the show. i was not and we brought out a graphic card to show people. i don t know if you can see this. we asked graphics to do a thing with the previous hosts and do a what is wrong with
Look at these things he did. i want to say no it is not possible, but you never know in politics these days. it did say he is not going to take it off the table. he s going to lay it all out there. see what happens. do not use it as a coaster. do not use it as a coaster. everything he says turns into a penis joke. he is trying to help people struggling to make it. i heard that in the press conference. he was making his own penis jokes and loving it in the beginning. he used it as an excuse. there is no witness relocation plan for air errogant jerks. if there was, i would be there. if there is one thing that will get him is people hate arrogance. and they have seen the worst of him. i don t know if there is any coming back from that. and look at the press conference, it was typical anthony wiener. he showed us more than we needed to see. his ego, it just couldn t stop.