Welcome. Im neil cavuto. This is your world. It all seems like a Donald Trump Press conference with angry reporters trying to get a simple answer from the president And their agitation showing as the questions And denying answers went on. All of this as u. S. Forces are moving ahead of schedule. Better than 90 have left afghanistan And we could see them all out well before the 911 deadline that the president has set. But he says its not going to change his mind. He says that after 20 years, afghans must Look at themselves. Jennifer griffin has more. Hi, jennifer. Hi, neil. John kirby just gave a bleak assessment of where things stAnd in terms of what the taliban has taken over in recent days telling reporters here at the pentagon that the taliban has taken District Centers And threatened the provincial centers as well. Even though the president said theres no intelligence assessments suggesting the government of kabul will fall any time soon. He added that 300,000 Afghan Security Force
Instead we pretaped this, so in reality i am as drunk as a skunk right now, but i m not here. I m somewhere else. This greg, the one you re looking at right now is greg from last week and a very sexy greg at that. So to get things off my not too with my very first monologue which describes the premise of this monster hit show. Stick around, because we also have some stuff that you ve never seen before. Enjoy, enjoyers of fine things. [scattered applause] greg: here we are again, a brandnew show and a brandnew greg. I m as giddy as kamala harris explaining kids in cages. Or woody allen hearing about kids in cages. If you ve been watching the show on saturdays, welcome. If you love the five and felt the need for more gg, that s awesome. If you ended up here because you thought your tv was the microwave oven, it s good to see you, mr. President. Your pizza will be warm into minutes and hunter, he brought the extra cheese. You all made a great choice. For proof, over at msnbc, let s see wh
Happy friday. You ve got to love a good friday night show. Good to see dr. Drew, although when a doctor what a doctor do this? [laughter] we know that s you. Thank god kat took a night off from boozing and actually exercised. You look like my arm. It s be when i was half right, but she has to stay fit with her husband always on the run. Dagen mcdowell here once again. Getting back in shape, they are plotting. If only her cat would stop interfering. Greg: a violent cat. So what s with democrats and? sorry i m being redundant. This week began with hunter biden, the democrat and practice and deviant having his recent tweets exposed. They would have to admit to bearing the laptop story like a squirrel with a knot. Made of cocaine. So how was that not the biggest scandal? a truly explosive story in order to sway an election. It s mindboggling. Just from the press, suffering and his them over trump s tweet. So what do they do? be grateful that anthony weiner popped up. It s probably not the
Happy friday. You ve got to love a good friday night show. Good to see dr. Drew, although when a doctor what a doctor do this? [laughter] we know that s you. Thank god kat took a night off from boozing and actually exercised. You look like my arm. It s be when i was half right, but she has to stay fit with her husband always on the run. Dagen mcdowell here once again. Getting back in shape, they are plotting. If only her cat would stop interfering. Greg: a violent cat. So what s with democrats and? sorry i m being redundant. This week began with hunter biden, the democrat and practice and deviant having his recent tweets exposed. They would have to admit to bearing the laptop story like a squirrel with a knot. Made of cocaine. So how was that not the biggest scandal? a truly explosive story in order to sway an election. It s mindboggling. Just from the press, suffering and his them over trump s tweet. So what do they do? be grateful that anthony weiner popped up. It s probably not the
Greg: you know, i always welcome those who come around to my way of thinking. It took a few years but people are starting to embrace replacing milk with buckeye when eating cap n crunch. Still taste good grade of what s considered a conspiracy theory involving with that mysterious husband starting to be accepted as conventional wisdom. [laughter] how do we know they arrested the right guy? look at it, i think the new speaks for itself, it s uncanny but do you know what else is uncanny? how the activist media only retreats when their stupid ideas start to cost them politically. It takes crime, last year as it decimated the city, the media mob did. Democratic cities are in chaos right now and is this what you want from joe biden and they will take your country away and they are taking down the statues and crime is rising. Oh, my gosh, it is so bad, the defunding of the police. It s like. Greg: indeed, the light bulb went off and may be rolling your eyes over the crime victim isn t a good