this texan just tested positive for barbecue sauce cohost of fox and friends weekend, will cain! [cheers and applause] greg: this pyro lights a fire in my heart, cohost of fox and friends first todd piro! [cheers and applause] greg: she s like a bass drum. she s like a base drum. makes a lot of noise and gets hit on by marching bands. fox news contributor kat timpf! greg: and his forearms are the size of four arms. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. before we get to some new stories it s friday so let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: it s leftovers where i read jokes i didn t read this week as always it s my first time reading these so if they suck i don t care. in an interview this week former new jersey governor chris christie is considering running in 2024. [laughter] greg: the bad news, he means for president. you could see that one coming. much like him. ha because he s a big. nice wa
greg: he set a record in the gym by temporarily being a her instead of a him. a male power lifter recently entered a women s event in canada and smashed the bench press record held by a trans athlete. but how, you ask, was a guy allowed to compete with women? turns out in canada, which fox has confirmed is a real place, their power lifting union allows athletes to sign up for any gendered event based on how they feel no questions asked. biden has a similar policy when it comes to hiring people in his administration. [cheers and applause] greg: i do like them, yeah. the bearded beef cake ovi silfverberg who is very much a man, identified as a woman to enter the competition. his goal was simple.