believe that it s also happy wednesday. according to my high school spanish, which i failed. so it like a woman trying to throw a football. [laughter] the immigration crisis is barley out of control. [laughter] why do even sa sayy these thing? you don t need us to tell you ehat although fox news is th only one that does.eo if bill and hiuss gorgeous heade hair spent one more day on therd southern border he gets era free milkshake and a blowout. [laughter] he could a donate his hair to bd lions and why doesn t he? the border is a mess no doubts but now so is the sanctuary that is new york city but up untiltl recently migrants are being housed in an upscale hotel in midtow n manhattan. it is got a rooftop pool, nice bar, fine furnishings, you know things jamie will never have. [laughter] l neever. the city had planned some of the single illegal males from the hotel to a facility in brooklyna to make room for migrantntno families. but the men are not budging. so how is that f
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the accused ft. hood attacker, u.s. major anadal hasan and three 9/11 hijackers and faisal shahzad. the death of awlaki is a major blow to al qaeda s most active operational affiliate. awlaki was the leader of external operations for al qaeda in the arabian peninsula. in that role he took the lead in planning and directing efforts to murder innocent americans. reporter: for more on awlaki, the al qaeda off shoot he represented and where we go from here, i want to bring in cnn s international correspondent nic robertson. nic, this was a huge development. why was awlaki such a threat and a priority for the snus. he was an intellectual. he was smart. he was well educated. he knew how to sort of manipulate his audience and the one thing that he had that al qaeda really wanted was a way to communicate the potential recruits in the west. he spoke english and he spoke it with a charisma and a meaning that drew in radicals or potential radicals towards al qaeda. and really that