love it and we ll give you an award for it. carson: and so it has come to this. fallon: i thought that johnny carson came with the tv set. leno: what the hell were you thinking? ray: dave was the new johnny, for me. letterman: i m not exactly a computer. slow down. meyers: it felt. edgy before i was probably old enough to appreciate what edgy was. man: you better be as good as letterman. o brien: i ll give it a shot. o brien: my heart dropped through my butt. it exited my butt. stewart: holy [beep] [beep]. noah: this is madness. absolute madness. kimmel: it makes every hair on my body stand up. kimmel: we re on! kimmel: but nobody s a late night host until they are one. clinton: tomorrow we will drown out the negative voices that have held us back for too long. reporter: after a night of fires, looting, and violence, five people are dead. katie: the end of an era. after ruling late night television for 30 years, johnny carson steps down tonight. [distant applause]
Not knowing, exactly, who won the presidential election and and they re going to wake up that way, as well. it has been an historic evening. we ve seen nothing change. there s no outcomes to the election. you ever see anything like this before? hold on, jon. i m getting i am getting some breaking news here from my wife. it seems that my little girl just took her first steps. and i wasn t there. the bush/gore recount, we had a month of that. like, for example, election officials looking at hanging chads. that s inherently funny. we had a bit about how close it was on the supreme court. steve, what can you tell us about this supreme court decision? my bit was that it was 5-4. but in kennedy s mind, it was incredibly close. as you can see, gore locked up the justices cerebellum and orbital operculum. but if you look at the southeast