monologues from the last month or two to share with you tonight. it wasn t easy narrowing it down, because much like anyone who watches the show, they are all winners to me. roll it, dolores. [scattered applause] greg: happy super-duper monday, america! what a glorious week and we shared. what did you do with that extra hour? well, pete hegseth is here tonight. there he is. gorgeous! [scattered applause] so patriotic. let s see what he did with that extra time. he is such a patriot that when he bangs his head, he sees stars and stripes, and when he poops it s red, white, and p.u. to the monologue. the biggest, most insane story political enemies! greg: got to shorten his titles. so it s 2021 and is monologue is on the steele dossier. like a birthmark, the story never ever goes away. it is that my fault? no. i would much prefer to do something on joe biden breaking wind at the climate summit. [scattered laughter] that breeze was so hot greta fienberg asked him to s
now raymond: and american christmas together is now on fox nation. thank you, jose, and you can still get the spider who saved christmas wherever books are sold. that s it for us, join laura and me for a hilarious christmas eve special and i am part of fox s new year s eve coverage from new orleans, a blessed and joyful christmas to you. greg: happy thursday, everyone, or whatever day it is. frankly i lost track long ago. one of the most frequent questions i get when people see me on the streets is great, what s it like being a teen idol. the other question i get is how do you write a monologue everyday and why are they so good ? and i would say just comes naturally. and no i m not kidding but they are also a ton of hard work but i enjoy every minute of it so i picked a bunch of my favorite