lot of razors and sleeps in a boiler room, comedian, founder of western razor company, david angelo. and she s frail, pale and can escape from any jail, new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. before we get to some news stories, let s do this. [ ] greg s leftovers. greg: it s leftovers where i read the jokes we did not use this weekend is always it s the first time i m reading them so if they sok we will dress joe mackie as a dog and sent him to kristi noem. unless the weather is bad. sunday is mother s day and we actually got our hands on a few celebrity cards. like this one. mom, thanks for not murdering dad, happy mother s day. love chelsea. by the way, bill clinton is planning to get up early and prepare breakfast in bed and then he will go home to hillary. [ laughter ] whoa. greg: and this one is nice, a stepmom, what are you up on up to later? want to party? love hunter. the guy does not have boundaries. all right, dear mom, happ
greg: yes! yes! yes! i know! i know! i know! i would do the same thing in your position. [ laughter ] greg: it s friday so you know what that means, that s welcome tonight s guests, superman calls him the man of steel, fox news contributor johnny joey jones. this kennedy has courage, insight and plus a worm did not eat her brain. kennedy! like freddy krueger, he owns a lot of razors and sleeps in a boiler room, comedian, founder of western razor company, david angelo. and she s frail, pale and can escape from any jail, new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. before we get to some news stories, let s do this. [ ] greg s leftovers. greg: it s leftovers where i read the jokes we did not use this weekend is always it s the first time i m reading them so if they sok we will dress joe mackie as a dog and sent him to kristi noem. unless the weather is bad. sunday is mother s day and we actually got our hands on a few celebrity cards. like this
[ cheering and applause ] greg: yeah! [ laughter ] nobody tells me about my power! happy thursday everybody, is good to some jokes? bear intromac who recently turned 18, yeah, we ll turn into the political arena as a florida delegate and the florida convection barron trump. his dad s first order of a device? bang stormy daniels. [ laughter ] speaking of, today daniels was cross-examined for defense, her testimony were like her movies, gripping for a minute and a half, then you lose interest in click to something else. jennifer paes of indiana passed away, but still won her gop primary election for the house of representatives. it is amazing isn t some some woman could not do that while alive. [ laughter ] illegal aliens in denver have had a list of demands to their mayor, their merit? asking for better food, medical care, shower access and no verbal or physical abuse. sorry that s not from illegal aliens. that s for my staff. lafayette airline employees busted for thei
greg: we could have started earlier! happy thursday everybody! [ cheering and applause ] thank you, thank you, thank you. this week, donald trump told time magazine that if he wins, he will build camps and have the military deport illegal immigrants. joe says if he wins he will tell us the story of how you fought apollo creed for the heavyweight title. [ laughter ] today is world password day, you will never guess my password. [ laughter ] yeah,. needed like an exclamation point and a number or as an will not work. during the next game on thursday citi field had a one dollar hot dog night that sold a record 44,269 hotdogs. evidently they were all purchased by one fan. [ laughter ] archeologist at england s university of cambridge have re-created a 75 thousand-year-old man the salt woman s face nanda saul. here it is. do i even have to say? 13 years ago, osama bin laden was killed by u.s. navy seals in pakistan. [ cheering and applause ] you are welcome. yeah, 13 years ago
greg: it s friday you know what that means less welcome tonight s guest he has been called a heartthrob by experts fox and friends weekend cohost and author of the upcoming book of the war on warriors this judge nose the law and how to make fans a guffaw actor and comedian vince august she s like paul and tiny carried by the wind and often falls out of trees new york times best selling author kat to and he is like matlock he solves many of life s mysteries and old ladies send him their briefs new york times best-selling author and comedian and former world champion tire is. greg: before we get to some new stories let s do this is leftovers right read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always my first time reading them so if we suck will force joe mackey to give jerry nadler a prostate exam without a glove british researchers have found that a person s dietary choices can have a pro town defect on cognitive function we have noticed hillary clinton this week claimed t